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Bishop of Brighton and Arundel Rt Rev Kieran Conry


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Oh dear the Pope will be cross. Another sex scandal, not involving anything illegal allegedly. Still, if you take the cloth you take the celibacy that goes with it. The bottom line of the quote below says it all about guilt complex religion.

From BBC website:-

Bishop Kieran's statement did not specify in what way he had been "unfaithful" to his promises but it will be read in all Catholic churches over the weekend.

His statement ended: "I am sorry for the shame that I have brought on the diocese and the Church and I ask for your prayers and forgiveness."

Cardinal Vincent Nichols, head of the Catholic Church in England and Wales, said: "This is a sad and painful moment.

"It makes clear that we are always a Church of sinners called to repentance and conversion and in need of God's mercy.

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'This is the power that drives the hand that drinks 'Treadmill', the mighty lager, with the world's first great taste of fish!'

 

The Rt Rev Conry, upon exiting the vestry, should have simply claimed that the residue on his lips was Treadmill.

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'This is the power that drives the hand that drinks 'Treadmill', the mighty lager, with the world's first great taste of fish!'
 
The Rt Rev Conry, upon exiting the vestry, should have simply claimed that the residue on his lips was Treadmill.

So he would have been contractually obligated to do so?
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Nah we've got our eyes on them. Its just finding a flat bed large enough!

No chance now anyway, just completed a security system update this week. St peter now sits in a fully equipped cctv room with the latest face recognition software, if you attempt to enter without permission a flame thrower automatically sends you down to meet jihadi john.
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