Ape™️ Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Why the fuck would anyone want one of these neither-one-thing-or-another pieces of shit? Completely useless off-road and about as aerodynamic as a garage door. A true cunts car. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Frank owns one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 You've got the colour right as well Apeman. As well as being useless, these cars are vulgar. Audi Q cars are just as bad. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 What is the fucking point of an off-road porsche?? Next thing we know, land rover will be premiering their all new 2 seater convertible. Definitely a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Judge has got a pink Range Rover Evoque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 You've got the colour right as well Apeman. As well as being useless, these cars are vulgar. Audi Q cars are just as bad. Cunts. Vulgar. A perfect choice of word to describe the Cayenne. Wish I'd used it in my nom now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 What is the fucking point of an off-road porsche?? Next thing we know, land rover will be premiering their all new 2 seater convertible. Definitely a cunt. We get a lot of Land rovers round here. The only time they're off road is when they're in the fucking driveway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 We get a lot of Land rovers round here. The only time they're off road is when they're in the fucking driveway Or upside down in a ditch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Or upside down in a ditch. Don't get many of them around here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Vulgar. A perfect choice of word to describe the Cayenne. Wish I'd used it in my nom now! Don't sweat it dapps, "cunt" fitted the bill just as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Or if they are parked near Rettendon farm. Had a caravan there once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 How disappointing, that Porsche would put out such a bucket of shit for utter cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 How disappointing, that Porsche would put out such a bucket of shit for utter cunts. Tedious weak fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 Jolly good, both you and the other vegetable have arrived. It is now an imbecile buffet. No more cunting, CCers. With wittle Fwankie and twi here, we are all to wallow in self pity and hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 Or the Lexus RX450. I used to wonder why so many manufacturers couldn't even be arsed to come up with a name for these monstrosities - RX450, Q4, X3 etc - and then the fucking "Cayenne" came along and all was suddenly clear. "Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five? Canyonero..... Canyonero." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 My lovely mercedes is called ''baby'' - (will now be awaiting comment from Cuntface londonm) You don't have to wait for Londonm to comment....Mercedes are cunts cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SackMyCook Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 My 1976 reliant nobin still works a treat. Fucked if I can find reverse gear though. New cars are a mugs game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 You would know Adape being a cunt of the highest order Since this is Cunts Corner I take that as a compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 How disappointing, that Porsche would put out such a bucket of shit for utter cunts. Porsche only make cars for cunts, didn't you know that's their tagline "Porsche - For Cunts with No Cock" Absolutely agree about the Cayenne, the BMW X4 does it all so much better. Nope... BM 4x4's are reserved for Irons only... Or the Lexus RX450. I used to wonder why so many manufacturers couldn't even be arsed to come up with a name for these monstrosities - RX450, Q4, X3 etc - and then the fucking "Cayenne" came along and all was suddenly clear. Rexton, otherwise known as Rectum.... My lovely mercedes is called ''baby'' - (will now be awaiting comment from Cuntface londonm) You don't have to wait for Londonm to comment....Mercedes are cunts cars. Hitler had a Merc... can't be all bad.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 I also like driving when its raining and watching all the poor cunts getting soaked ha fucking ha That's some life you live, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 I also like driving when its raining and watching all the poor cunts getting soaked ha fucking ha Had you made this comment 100 years ago, when cars where only owned by the rich, then it might make more sense. However, owning a car these days isn't really very exclusive and any cunt can afford even a "prestigious" marque like a shitty Mercedes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 And No! you cunt be a member cos you're just a pleb cunt Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 Pfft. Owning a Mercedes evokes feelings of pity with me for the poor cunts that think that Mercedes is a 'premium' marque. One upon a time 40 years ago they were good, now they are badly built, unreliable rust traps with HUGE repair bills. Dont even think about an AMG unless you are a rich as a politician. Cayennes are shit, as are all of the Q audis. I cant say that any BMWs are shit because they are not, but X5s are pointless pieces of tat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 The Range Rover Sport is almost louche by comparison. But still ghastly of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Mercedes makes a fine auto, no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 They used to make the best deisel engines... "used to"... now they are merely for middle-manager cunts who think they are above the BMW reps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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