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Agreed. After all, he is not getting any older.Perhaps he should concentrate more upon his complexion, and start to exfoliate?


Its going to take more than a loofah for that job. Perhaps a traction engine powered threshing machine or a core drill with a rotating wire brush and some pH down (concentrated phosphoric acid).
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Its going to take more than a loofah for that job. Perhaps a traction engine powered threshing machine or a core drill with a rotating wire brush and some pH down (concentrated phosphoric acid).

 

They'll need a sander for the spots on his face, and an oil absorbent fence round his head to take up the excess oil. 

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