Guest ducunti Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Take them out Lewis you look a right cunt wearing them, and how the fuck do you get your crash helmet on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Studs or no studs i can't stand this flash, tax dodging cheating cunt. I know fuck all about the massive bore that is F1 but apparently his fellow drivers think he is a right cunt and that's good enough for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Take them out Lewis you look a right cunt wearing them, and how the fuck do you get your crash helmet on. Yes, it's not a good idea to put studs anywhere near your helmet! Prince Albert was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Why isn't he regularly pulled by the filth. Young black dude driving a flash car!! He shouldn't be winning races. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Just won but appears a tad disappointed as the crash helmet seems to of made a hell of a mess of his hairstyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 Hamilton wins and Shitslinger kisses his helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 There's still tickets available for the women's football at Wembley. I know it's all seated these days but you can still book a stand for yourself. Bunch of common slags with odd lezzer and they do just as much diving as the homo men do. Pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 Hamilton wins and Shitslinger kisses his helmet. Rosberg's such a vast cunt, he could take a Zeppelin up his jerry twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 There's still tickets available for the women's football at Wembley. I know it's all seated these days but you can still book a stand for yourself. Bunch of common slags with odd lezzer and they do just as much diving as the homo men do. Pathetic. During my younger days I wasn't as discerning in my choice of female companion. Basically I'd fuck anything. I wanted a piece of one of the lesser dykey looking players on the local women's football team and took up her offer of a camping trip. Just me her and a couple of Sandi Toksvigs. The dirty cunts spent three days sweating profusely kicking a ball about, with not one sponge bath between them for the entire time. On our last night, the lesser dyke forced its way into my tent, declaring tonight was my lucky night, and promptly dropped its unisex briefs... Never have my nasal passages been so viciously and brutally assaulted. The smell emanating from it was akin to a pigs bladder stuffed full of cat sick and 50 day old rotting mackerel, which had subsequently been left to marinate for a month in pool of raw sewage. Needless to say its the only time I've ever turned down sex.... Apart from the PM Frank sent a few weeks back, a filthy proposition involving two litres of olive oil, a tub of taramasalata and a broken fridge magnet depicting the island of Lesbos. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 During my younger days I wasn't as discerning in my choice of female companion. Basically I'd fuck anything. I wanted a piece of one of the lesser dykey looking players on the local women's football team and took up her offer of a camping trip. Just me her and a couple of Sandi Toksvigs. The dirty cunts spent three days sweating profusely kicking a ball about, with not one sponge bath between them for the entire time. On our last night, the lesser dyke forced its way into my tent, declaring tonight was my lucky night, and promptly dropped its unisex briefs... Never have my nasal passages been so viciously and brutally assaulted. The smell emanating from it was akin to a pigs bladder stuffed full of cat sick and 50 day old rotting mackerel, which had subsequently been left to marinate for a month in pool of raw sewage. Needless to say its the only time I've ever turned down sex.... Apart from the PM Frank sent a few weeks back, a filthy proposition involving two litres of olive oil, a tub of taramasalata and a broken fridge magnet depicting the island of Lesbos. This is all becoming too much, Tot. Can I come back now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 I knew I'd tempt you out of your hiding place. Welcome back San Francisco, how was clink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 when alls said and done, he's a good driver, but a fucking chav all the same! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 This is all becoming too much, Tot. Can I come back now? I guess you've paid your debt to society Zorbs, so yes, you can return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 I guess you've paid your debt to society Zorbs, so yes, you can return. I guess you've paid your debt to society Zorbs, so yes, you can return. I go away for a couple of weeks and you start posting tenfold. Why not make it bloody obvious... you silly old four-by-two. I couldn't stay away... someone has to keep the fucking jazz cunt in check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 I knew I'd tempt you out of your hiding place. Welcome back San Francisco, how was clink? I quoted you in error, dipstick. I don't like you one little bit. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 During my younger days I wasn't as discerning in my choice of female companion. Basically I'd fuck anything. I wanted a piece of one of the lesser dykey looking players on the local women's football team and took up her offer of a camping trip. Just me her and a couple of Sandi Toksvigs. The dirty cunts spent three days sweating profusely kicking a ball about, with not one sponge bath between them for the entire time. On our last night, the lesser dyke forced its way into my tent, declaring tonight was my lucky night, and promptly dropped its unisex briefs... Never have my nasal passages been so viciously and brutally assaulted. The smell emanating from it was akin to a pigs bladder stuffed full of cat sick and 50 day old rotting mackerel, which had subsequently been left to marinate for a month in pool of raw sewage. Needless to say its the only time I've ever turned down sex.... Apart from the PM Frank sent a few weeks back, a filthy proposition involving two litres of olive oil, a tub of taramasalata and a broken fridge magnet depicting the island of Lesbos. You sound a bit picky to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 when alls said and done, he's a good driver, but a fucking chav all the same! He was brought up on a council estate in Swindon? Surely an ideal training ground for a Grand Prix driver..... Pinching cars and avoiding police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 He was brought up on a council estate in Swindon? Surely an ideal training ground for a Grand Prix driver..... Pinching cars and avoiding police. Wasnt that good at avoiding the police recently though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 I quoted you in error, dipstick. I don't like you one little bit. Fuck off. It's because your fingers are swollen through all the anal fisting you've been indulging in. Its hard to hit the right quote in those circumstances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Studs or no studs i can't stand this flash, tax dodging cheating cunt. I know fuck all about the massive bore that is F1 but apparently his fellow drivers think he is a right cunt and that's good enough for me.Studs, cheating and tax dodging aside, imagine the atmosphere tomorrow at Silverstone if he was a fully blown caucasian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Lord Janner is to be had up on historic child abuse charges after all, the process might have been quicker if he was a fully blown asian.Slightly misguided, Stifado. No wonder we're in such a mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Studs, cheating and tax dodging aside, imagine the atmosphere tomorrow at Silverstone if he was a fully blown caucasian. Blimey, Frank, when was the last time you were fully blown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Every time i see Hamilton and all those other cunt wannabe home boys dripping with diamonds i wonder how many Africans died in the process of putting those precious stones around their fucking person.Hateful cunts. What`s wrong with cubic zirconia you millionaire bastards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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