Cuntybaws Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Fuck off cunts, you're fooling nobody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Sums up the problems with this country where people can dress up and do nothing but stand around being a cunt and getting paid for it. Mind you it would be a good job for Keith, he could stand there in his statue of pegasus costume while everyone else laughs and throws rotten fruit etc at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I wonder if they are professional enough to stand there through the agony of a swift kick in the knackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I think you got that pic wrong CB, that is defiantly a real statue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I wonder if they are professional enough to stand there through the agony of a swift kick in the knackers. It's actually very easy to get human statues to move. Just take some money out of their hat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 When he was a nipper, I used to encourage rat junior to kick them in the shins when we were at the Edinburgh Festival. The cunts were invariably left speechless and paralysed by one of his attacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I'd like to pull his fucking teeth out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 i'd like to pull his fucking teeth out. I doubt if the tight cunt would pay for fix-a-dent, so probably wouldn't be that hard a task. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I don't think putting a red t shirt on a statue is a good move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Fuck off cunts, you're fooling nobody! Oh I don't know CB. He hasn't moved all the time I've been watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Sums up the problems with this country where people can dress up and do nothing but stand around being a cunt and getting paid for it. Mind you it would be a good job for Keith, he could stand there in his statue of pegasus costume while everyone else laughs and throws rotten fruit etc at him. Sounds like our local Sainsbury's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Crusty fucking jugglers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Oh I don't know CB. He hasn't moved all the time I've been watching. Jazz hands... The true sign of a real cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I thought this was just another thread about Keith and his pony harem. Another one of these and Keith will sing in the Modern-Men-with-No-Balls-Band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I specialised in being a human statue in the early 80s. My work was called 'poor little sleepy girl' and consisted of me lying face down in an alcoholic coma in peoples front rooms, gardens or just on the pavement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 ... what were your average takings per week? Three cautions, two arrests and getting bitten on the arse by a Doberman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 I absolutely loathe these mentally disturbed fucking cunts. You find them everywhere, and never once will you find a normal human being under the facade. A sledgehammer to their fucking balls will restore some humility and basic manners. When they're told to fuck off, they'll do it, or else! They're like Mimes, utterly worthless and beg to be beaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 All the mimes in Newport look the same. Old blokes, unshaven, wild hair, dirty clothes, smelling of piss and clutching cans of special brew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 All the mimes in Newport look the same. Old blokes, unshaven, wild hair, dirty clothes, smelling of piss and clutching cans of special brew. Those weren't mimes. That was ProfB and Keith out on the town acting the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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