Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 So tomorrow is international talk like a pirate day. So that means people will mistakenly think I will find it funny if they want to "shiver their timbers", or how would I like to be "walking that there plank, arrrh!", possibly if I would like to have my "swash buckled", perverts! Message for any of you wannabe Jack Sparrows and Long fucking John Silvers, go fuck off you puerile, ridiculous cunts. I will make keel hauling look like a stay in the Hilton hotel. Also how the fuck do you put an image on a post that comes out larger than a postage stamp up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 Oh fuck.... I feel a Broneyo attack coming on. Really can't be bothered, I think I will leave the little scamp alone tonight. Even if provoked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 The Jocks might be walking the plank tomorrow morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 Barbarossa was probably the most able of pirates, so good in fact that he was offered a job by the Sultan of The Ottoman Empire, in exchange for not being so piratey. Fucker even started his own country to ensure he was boss of it. Hard core. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 Jack Sparrow was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 I can pretend I'm a Somali pirate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 I say, what a topping wheeze! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 Does "fuck off you lot" count as talking like a pirate? I'm sure I'll be uttering that phrase at least three times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I left my peg leg in my other trousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I left my peg leg in my other trousers. Are you sure that was a peg leg, and not blood returning to other parts of your body? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I collected a life insurance policy on my dick as its been dead for years KC. Maybe it did a Jesus and resurrected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Hopefully the cunt of a thing can also turn water into wine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 You could try the Frankenstein technique, and shag an electrical outlet. "It's ALIVE!" If you hold on to Mrs Grumps hand, you can turn her on, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 You could try the Frankenstein technique, and shag an electrical outlet. "It's ALIVE!" If you hold on to Mrs Grumps hand, you can turn her on, as well.While listening to Cliff Richard's Living doll on Desert island discs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Spiffing! ........I don't think I've got the hang of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Its easy cs just say 'aarrgh' at the end of each sentence and keep asking 'where's me map?' Throw in the odd reference to 'me hearties' also say 'aye' instead of yes and 'nay' for no and you will get the hang of it. But you might look like a cunt though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Just drinks loads of rum. I know I do. Fuck all to do with this pirate shite though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 This "Aaaarr" bollocks is a fucking cunt's game and no mistake, but it's not quite as low as "Towel Day." I know where I'd stick their fucking Babel Fish, and it wouldn't be in their fucking ear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 On 18/09/2014 at 4:12 PM, Alfred FTW Noakes said: So tomorrow is international talk like a pirate day. So that means people will mistakenly think I will find it funny if they want to "shiver their timbers", or how would I like to be "walking that there plank, arrrh!", possibly if I would like to have my "swash buckled", perverts! Message for any of you wannabe Jack Sparrows and Long fucking John Silvers, go fuck off you puerile, ridiculous cunts. I will make keel hauling look like a stay in the Hilton hotel. Also how the fuck do you put an image on a post that comes out larger than a postage stamp up? I hadn’t realised you were capable of noms such as this......Really well done ! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I hadn’t realised you were capable of noms such as this......Really well done ! lol. I really feel the man love from you flowing towards alf, the poor cunt, at least he can't catch bad aids over the internet. Do you have a new program or is it spottos turn again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I hadn’t realised you were capable of noms such as this......Really well done ! lol. Have you nothing better to do than dredge up 3 year old noms and make stupid cunt comments on them? You complete tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Ape said: Have you nothing better to do than dredge up 3 year old noms and make stupid cunt comments on them? You complete tosser. Look who your asking. He hasn't got anything, which is why he is such a deluded fucking cunt, dreaming up days of golf and popularity amongst the rich and well off. You have to give him credit though, so far, he has dodged every bullet sent his way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Look who your asking. He hasn't got anything, which is why he is such a deluded fucking cunt, dreaming up days of golf and popularity amongst the rich and well off. You have to give him credit though, so far, he has dodged every bullet sent his way. Bullets, yes. But I’d wager the disgusting little creep has gobbled up every last drop of jizz that’s been launched at his chops. Much like a Hungry Hippo, but for spunk. Lol. Etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Bullets, yes. But I’d wager the disgusting little creep has gobbled up every last drop of jizz that’s been launched at his chops. Much like a Hungry Hippo, but for spunk. Lol. Etc. Most Catholics deposit their future DNA mapping in the correctly designated areas..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Most Catholics deposit their future DNA mapping in the correctly designated areas..... You mean up the arse of a man/boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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