Guest Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Had to go round and help some old cunt light his fire this morning .. "can't beat a coal fire!". Fuck off get some radiators you soft old twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 This is a trap right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Why didn't you just send Fender round there with the flame thrower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Or rub some lard on him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Why didn't you just send Fender round there with the flame thrower? I thought about it, the old cunt is ill and three of us are taking it in turn to keep him warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Q. What's blue and fucks old ladies? A. Hypothermia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Had to go round and help some old cunt light his fire this morning .. "can't beat a coal fire!". Fuck off get some radiators you soft old twat. But you can't toast crumpets or roast chestnuts on radiators . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Had to go round and help some old cunt light his fire this morning .. "can't beat a coal fire!". Fuck off get some radiators you soft old twat. Make sure you install window film and new weather stripping at the bottom of every door. When the coal burns, you want the heat and carbon monoxide to stay indoors. Don't want it leaking out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 You're heart's in the right place Pen, but the grim reaper's gonna get the coffin dodger despite your best efforts. Hope you're not the one who finds him slumped over the grate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 Feed him up on any of the processed shot that can be loosely described as food and readily available from Iceland or farmfoods. You need to stop him losing heat via efficient circulation and need to slow it down with lots of saturated fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 Shit not shot. Fucking spell checker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 You're heart's in the right place Pen, but the grim reaper's gonna get the coffin dodger despite your best efforts. Hope you're not the one who finds him slumped over the grate. If Pen can handle it, she'd at least get first look at the geezer's wallet, watch, and jewelry box. She could rummage through the flat, take the valuable loot, and fuck off on hols someplace exotic like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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