Guest nobgobbler Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 No nobgobbler. It's actually my maternal grandfather. Sadly, he died when I was an infant. I'll change it though to avoid any awkwardness. Yes it is. Oops. Once again my sense of humour gets me in to trouble. Well I was just going to say how handsome he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Did he have a trouser snake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I collected another pair of bespoke double monk Lobb's today Jackie. They'll last me for life.. unlike your hideous garden furniture that won't last the winter. A navy tapered 19cm trouser really accentuates these beauties. I'm pleased for you Francis. A man of your standing should look the part. I must say I'm more than a little envious. I'm reduced to wearing my golf shoes with the spikes filed down for the more austere look this winter. Saving up for one of those stripey preppy scarves from M&S to ensure entrance to Cambridgeshire's more salubrious boozers. A trained professional reduced to the status of a bum ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 On 26/11/2014 at 21:14, Guest said: I collected another pair of bespoke double monk Lobb's today Jackie. They'll last me for life.. unlike your hideous garden furniture that won't last the winter. A navy tapered 19cm trouser really accentuates these beauties. You stupid fucking cunt, frank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You stupid fucking cunt, frank. He’s an absolute bellend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 On 26/11/2014 at 13:09, Guest Scabies said: mowr loot in fillins @ my teef then awl yous cunts in bank HAHA RAV fucking 4 fickers HARHAR broom broom Gone but not forgotten, they just don't make spastics like they used to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You stupid fucking cunt, frank. Are you going for the "Longest gap in answering a post" award? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You stupid fucking cunt, frank. Fuck me, Eric, I really am. 7 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 30 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuck me, Eric, I really am. 7 years. Stop deflecting and address the elephant. If a pair of these shoes will last you a lifetime, why did you need another pair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 47 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuck me, Eric, I really am. 7 years. Fucking plonker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop deflecting and address the elephant. If a pair of these shoes will last you a lifetime, why did you need another pair? He’s died of cancer many times Eric. He rises from the ashes each time like some faggot-Phoenix, and trots off to waste another £3500. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop deflecting and address the elephant. If a pair of these shoes will last you a lifetime, why did you need another pair? There was an incident during one of his jaunts to S.E. Asia in 2017. The original pair are gathering dust in some Laotian police evidence locker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: He’s died of cancer many times Eric. He rises from the ashes each time like some faggot-Phoenix, and trots off to waste another £3500. Spazarus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 On 13/09/2014 at 19:30, Ape™️ said: After discovering we had no HP sauce left for sausage and chips tonight, I immediately thrashed off in the car to the local store to panic buy a new bottle. Unfortunately there was a Lottery Cunt at the only till, performing some massive transaction that involved handing in various tiny wins from scratch cards etc and then, at an agonisingly slow pace, choosing what new scratch card / lucky dip combination to spend the money on. I was getting more and more irritated by this cunt, as was the shop assistant and was on the verge of just chucking the HP on the counter and leaving, when finally the transaction miraculously finished. After hurriedly paying and returning to my car it was a great effort not to just mow the cunt down as it ambled along scraping it's new scratch cards. CUNT. http://cuntscorner.com/uploads/monthly_09_2014/post-88-0-05778800-1410632365_thumb.jpg Did I or did I not offer to bring ‘sauce’ around with your hash brown order the other morning? I carry dozens of sachets on the moped. If you hadn’t been so rude on here you could’ve avoided the above angst. Think next time, fucknuckles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop deflecting and address the elephant. If a pair of these shoes will last you a lifetime, why did you need another pair? What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Spazarus I'm Spazarus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 3 hours ago, Frank said: What? Is it true who’ve visited Laos? What about other countries in the region? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Is it true who’ve visited Laos? What about other countries in the region? I've previously challenged him on his Mark Wiens exploits and received nothing but silence. @Frank you know me, I don't judge any man based on where he chooses to put his cock, but you've got some questions to answer tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop deflecting and address the elephant. If a pair of these shoes will last you a lifetime, why did you need another pair? He lost the cunts; the only way to hold onto those spindly spider feet is yards of duck tape and rock wool stuffing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 On 05/06/2021 at 17:29, Frank said: Fuck me, Eric, I really am. 7 years. Tosser. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 14, 2023 Report Share Posted October 14, 2023 I bought a Euromillions ticket yesterday and the little toad behind the counter told me that it would be a winner .. this morning I checked the ticket and found that I have won fuck all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2023 28 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I bought a Euromillions ticket yesterday and the little toad behind the counter told me that it would be a winner .. this morning I checked the ticket and found that I have won fuck all. Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted October 14, 2023 Report Share Posted October 14, 2023 On 13/09/2014 at 20:56, Guest said: 'Ape you fucking knob jockey couldn't you have just dropped your pants and used some of that brown sauce dribbling out of your anus. You really aren't as bright as you have made out in your previous posts! Even Guest Posters have you sussed @Ape™️. By the way, with your desire for brown sauce I'm presuming you're either Northern, gay or both. And, 9 years later and your posts are still shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 14, 2023 Report Share Posted October 14, 2023 25 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Kill yourself. Good Morning @Ape™️ .. what are you up to today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Even Guest Posters have you sussed @Ape™️. By the way, with your desire for brown sauce I'm presuming you're either Northern, gay or both. And, 9 years later and your posts are still shit. You’re in no position to pass judgement on the quality of what others post. Your problem is you just don’t remember the drunken idiocy you churn out, as if you’re in some Groundhog Day reset cycle. But trust me - what you post is truly dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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