Cuntybaws Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 It's claimed without the faintest hint of irony that this bathetic shite which is currently clogging up most of the BBC is the brainchild of Prince Harry. (Apparently copying something you saw on TV in America pretty much verbatim now constitutes original thought.) I am not a fan of the Paralympics either, with its multitude of sub-categories, but at least the winner of one of those events is demonstrably the best one-legged, deaf, Down's syndrome tiddlywinks player on Earth. The only qualifications for Invictus are (1) to have been too stupid to get a job as anything other than cannon fodder, and (2) to have been among the poorest at that. Forget wheelchair basketball, more practical events should really include “Ducking when you hear shooting” and “Not standing on suspicious half-buried metal objects”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 I did wander about the credentials of these games CB. Remember when Prince Ponce Edward did "It's a Royal Knockout Fuck Out" and got in a strop with the press? They should have Steven Hawking hawking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Is that Ian Paisley behind the girl in the chair with the prostetic tits, I heard somewhere he's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Trust that fucking Harry not to get in the spirit of things, he should have took one of his bouncers out the back somewhere to break both his legs if he wanted to show a real participation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 There could be a method in his madness...Like training his troops in readiness to defend his realm of Scotland, with ranks of chariots armed with Javelins, with Bro' Wills up front on a Polo Pony.I pity the poor cunt that gets a discus in the gob, on second thoughts he'd probably be wearing a kilt so I hope his dentist rips the arse out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Sorry I cant say owt about this. It gives those guys who have made a sacrifice something to focus on. Especially when u hear cunts on x-fuctor who say that their lives ate over if they are shit enough to get rejected. Fuck prince harry. Its not about him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Fuck prince harry. Its not about him Indeed. For the avoidance of doubt I should state that I have the utmost respect and admiration for the bravery and sacrifice of our armed forces. Once enlisted, for whatever reason, the poor grunt fuckers don't get to choose whether to patrol hostile dirt tracks in vehicles which might as well be made out of papier-mâché, and it is entirely right and proper that the state that they served looks after them when it all goes pear shaped. (Or should that be pineapple shaped?) The Invictus Games can fuck off, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Indeed. For the avoidance of doubt I should state that I have the utmost respect and admiration for the bravery and sacrifice of our armed forces. Once enlisted, for whatever reason, the poor grunt fuckers don't get to choose whether to patrol hostile dirt tracks in vehicles which might as well be made out of papier-mâché, and it is entirely right and proper that the state that they served looks after them when it all goes pear shaped. (Or should that be pineapple shaped?) The Invictus Games can fuck off, though. I really cant be asked to react to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 CB, this is cuntwad, where is CB, have i missed something, is CB really cuntwad, what the fuck is going on here TOT? I think your suspicions are right CB is now CW. Patroller posted some pathetic critique about it last night on the guest forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 I cant believe that people are getting so angry about this. What do you want of these soldiers who lose a limb? Just fucking mope about in their wheelchairs or on false legs? Just dissapear into the background? All they want to do is compete in sports. Whats wrong with that? As I said before its not about Harry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 I totally agree with what you're saying, and on the other hand I just think it a farce to turn these people into some form of television entertainment, which after all, is what it is. Like you say, it is not about Harry... Nor should it be/become a circus If they thought that they wouldn't compete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 This thread has already been done. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 13 hours ago, Punkape said: This thread has already been done. Seeing as this thread was started in Sept 2014 and the other thread was started last Monday,May 2016,that makes this the original thread. You should have posted your post on the other thread you bellend shaped fucking moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 21 minutes ago, Snatch said: Seeing as this thread was started in Sept 2014 and the other thread was started last Monday,May 2016,that makes this the original thread. You should have posted your post on the other thread you bellend shaped fucking moron. You're gay and thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You're gay and thick. And you do your shopping online at tesco.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: And you do your shopping online at tesco.com this is factually incorrect...it would not be logical to shop online at a store where one clocks on to work most days anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 Look 2 threads ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 45 minutes ago, Punkape said: Look 2 threads ! There on the stairs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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