Cap'n Cunt Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 John Holmes to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 Punkape to the real Punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cap'n Cunt Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 24 hours to Tulsa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 'eavens above to jazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 12 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: John Holmes to me He died of aids, so why haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 3 hours ago, Noakes said: He died of aids, so why haven't you? Because my cock is so long the AIDS viruses die of exhaustion before they reach the root. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Comparing any woman to the one I want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. I met so many cunts in 2009. I miss my tradesman days. We've got the Ashes and that's all that matters. My job and the Ashes to go in 2017. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 34 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Comparing any woman to the one I want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. I met so many cunts in 2009. I miss my tradesman days. We've got the Ashes and that's all that matters. My job and the Ashes to go in 2017. All out the way in one post. Good. Well done. Now stop with the same shit over and over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 46 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: I miss my tradesman days. We've got the Ashes and that's all that matters. What a shame, therefore, your chippy pals didn't build a coffin for your dimensions and set the fucking thing on fire. Christ, you really are a tedious, attention-seeking helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, Snatch said: All out the way in one post. Good. Well done. Now stop with the same shit over and over again. You know Snatch, reading his posts are akin to taking a massive dump following a spell of constipation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You know Snatch, reading his posts are akin to taking a massive dump following a spell of constipation. Taking a massive dump has more content than his posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Snatch said: Taking a massive dump has more content than his posts. It's certainly more interesting; there's even a chance of having an engaging conversation with a turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's certainly more interesting; there's even a chance of having an engaging conversation with a turd. Owe you a like Wolfers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Gibbo you are a genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Like comparing Geert Wilders to Adolf Hitler......Er no wait. I think I missed the point totally with that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 On 2/19/2017 at 8:37 AM, applescruff14 said: Comparing any woman to the one I want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. I met so many cunts in 2009. I miss my tradesman days. We've got the Ashes and that's all that matters. My job and the Ashes to go in 2017. You forgot to mention the inevitable P45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 On 21/02/2017 at 2:44 AM, Wizardsleeve said: You forgot to mention the inevitable P45 I see Claudio Ranieri got his today, should never have had a second season there, it was always going to be the worst case of Second Season Syndrome ever. Classic example of getting shit on after working so hard, I've had it at every job I've been at. I'm closing in on the fourth anniversary of my current job, it's all I can hope for really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 On 19/02/2017 at 2:34 PM, Wolfie said: It's certainly more interesting; there's even a chance of having an engaging conversation with a turd. I used to come to this site all the time, don't bother so much now, the stuff posted is crap so you ought to rethink that, wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 1 minute ago, applescruff14 said: I used to come to this site all the time, don't bother so much now, the stuff posted is crap so you ought to rethink that, wanker. You should read your own repetitive shite P45 Australia Perfect woman Shit job Rethink that,wanker!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 1 minute ago, applescruff14 said: I used to come to this site all the time, don't bother so much now, the stuff posted is crap so you ought to rethink that, wanker. What a shame you don't visit often nowadays. I can't imagine it was crap at all when you were a regular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 9 hours ago, Snatch said: You should read your own repetitive shite P45 Australia Perfect woman Shit job Rethink that,wanker!! I do, more interesting than what's posted on here otherwise I wouldn't write it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 On 19/02/2017 at 8:29 PM, Lady Penelope said: Gibbo you are a genius. If England win the Ashes in Australia I have to go to work in my pants, need not worry though as England won win and even if they did I won't be working there then anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: I do, more interesting than what's posted on here otherwise I wouldn't write it. To you maybe. Changing the way you think might improve your depressing outlook on life. Until then,fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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