Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 So it seems that even if I wanted to buy a super turbo carpet shredding 3 kilowatt hoover I now can't. Same for fast kettles, powerful hairdryers (I am virtually bald so not so bad that one) and other such domestic devices. What sort of cunt has a job deciding shit like this? An example of why the whole free trade zone that was sold to us by, 'pass me another boy this one has burst' Ted Heath, is so out of control that it must be ended. If I want a hairdryer that melts titanium and a kettle that will boil in 14 seconds flat then I should be able to choose. Fuck you EU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Yep... Forgetting the fact that he was a nonce, he fucking sold us all down the river by joining the EU, though I bet he was blackmailed into it by the Krauts and the Frogs. This poxy country has never been the same since we went down this route, and the sooner we pull out of the fucking better. I just hate ukip and the Tories and they may be the only way out! Oh shit we really are all fucked, think I will apply for citizenship of Sealand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 I found this,one of your better noms, from 2014 and the only silly cunt to bother replying to it was......yourself...... you fucking jerking spastic. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 24 minutes ago, Punkape said: I found this,one of your better noms, from 2014 and the only silly cunt to bother replying to it was......yourself...... you fucking jerking spastic. lol. If you look you'll see he quoted Jazz,who obviously,being a twat,had his post deleted by the Stasi. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 12 minutes ago, Snatch said: If you look you'll see he quoted Jazz,who obviously,being a twat,had his post deleted by the Stasi. Idiot. Oh. I'm surprised anyone bothered to read it. Still a wonderfully large number of witty other replies aren't there? Fucking prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: Oh. I'm surprised anyone bothered to read it. Still a wonderfully large number of witty other replies aren't there? Fucking prick. Your reply not being one of them. Fucking Catholic poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 6 hours ago, Punkape said: I found this,one of your better noms, from 2014 and the only silly cunt to bother replying to it was......yourself...... you fucking jerking spastic. lol. See response above you fucking ridiculous excuse for a man also I seem to remember it got posted twice by accident on the same forum. Unlike you who posts the same thing on different forums. You stupid cretinous moronic piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 10 minutes ago, Noakes said: See response above you fucking ridiculous excuse for a man also I seem to remember it got posted twice by accident on the same forum. Unlike you who posts the same thing on different forums. You stupid cretinous moronic piece if shit. I'm glad you noticed that he posted the same nom on 2 forums, because I like thought that one of my like posts had been like deleted for like no reason, and now I like sort of like understand like what kinda happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm glad you noticed that he posted the same nom on 2 forums, because I like thought that one of my like posts had been like deleted for like no reason, and now I like sort of like understand like what kinda happened. erm like out of likes erm eric like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Noakes said: erm like out of likes erm eric like Don't like worry about it Alfie, it's like happened to me like loads of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Oh punkape you are so stupid in fact there is no one in the world more stupid than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 17 minutes ago, Noakes said: erm like out of likes erm eric like Like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: I found this,one of your better noms, from 2014 and the only silly cunt to bother replying to it was......yourself...... you fucking jerking spastic. lol. Why does every single one of your posts have lol at the end? Your the only one who thinks your funny. You must be as thick as a sheet of 4" plastic. Prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Why does every single one of your posts have lol at the end? Your the only one who thinks your funny. You must be as thick as a sheet of 4" plastic. Prick lol, are in fact his initials: Lame Odious Limpdick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 On Friday, September 05, 2014 at 6:24 PM, Noakes said: (I am virtually bald so not so bad that one) Hahaha, you fucking bald cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Hahaha, you fucking bald cunt. I shave my head so people can see the tattoo of fuck off on the back of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, Noakes said: I shave my head so people can see the tattoo of fuck off on the back of it. I bet you look a right prick, in a polo-neck jumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 42 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: lol, are in fact his initials: Lame Odious Limpdick Laffin' Panzerknacker (Piss awful no-mark zoophile earwig runt, something, something, something, can't be fucking arsed.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Laffin' Panzerknacker (Piss awful no-mark zoophile earwig runt, something, something, something, can't be fucking arsed.) Or amore concise description - Panzerknacker: cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I bet you look a right prick, in a polo-neck jumper. A bald head sticking out of a polo neck looks like an aroused clitoris. Which is why Richard Obrien looks like a bit of a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Laffin' Panzerknacker (Piss awful no-mark zoophile earwig runt, something, something, something, can't be fucking arsed.) Baws... Bollocks At Word Spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Baws... Bollocks At Word Spelling It's Scottish for testicles, so you got the bollocks bit right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's Scottish for testicles, so you got the bollocks bit right. As we would often jocularly observe, "If yer maw had baws she'd be yer paw". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As we would often jocularly observe, "If yer maw had baws she'd be yer paw". I see you are attempting to get thrown in the cooler over on the airline thread. This would be a fucking tragedy as we would then have to start using Wikipedia as a reference. I hope you remain free but if you do get incarcerated, please give Frank a fucking good kicking from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As we would often jocularly observe, "If yer maw had baws she'd be yer paw". Fuck off and speak English, you jock cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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