Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 This septic carbuncle of turd has just been done for punching a geezer in a night club. It seems that he was using his celebrity status (less than z list) to chat up someone else's girlfriend. The geezer asked him to desist and got a smack on the hooter from this non celebrity cunt. Just because you think you are famous, it doesn't give you the right to chat up someone else's woman or punch the boyfriend for asking you to leave it out, you are the saddest bellend in all non stardom. Fuck off Dappy you are a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Hasn't this oxygen thief been done for this kind of shit before? Never mind, off to the clink now, and in the words of the warden to Tim Robbins character in The Shawshank Redemption 'You'll think you've been fucked by a train.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I have a mate who is a copper in North London. He has had dealings with Dappy and says he's a fucking idiot. When Ndubz were nominated for a Brit award, Dappy celebrated by hanging around some high school on a BMX, telling any schoolgirl who would listen, until the headmaster called the Police to come tell him to piss off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I would dearly love the little cunt to take a swing at me, but I somehow doubt that Mrs Baws is his type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Looks like a fucking idiot. He might want to shove his baseball cap up his ass when he's inside for use as a chastity device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 This cunt should stick to serving sliced up 'lambs meat' to fellow pissed up twats like all the other cunts from that greek shit hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4067188/Dappy-leaves-rented-1-7million-pad-70-000-damage-crawling-filth-used-nappies-wild-partying.html I would get a boner while beating this waste of sperm to death with a golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 9 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4067188/Dappy-leaves-rented-1-7million-pad-70-000-damage-crawling-filth-used-nappies-wild-partying.html I would get a boner while beating this waste of sperm to death with a golf club. Unfair on the golf club unless the golf club has been rescued from Spunker's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Prime example of someone who was never destined to have any money, somehow stumble upon millions. Also why are you reading the daily mail you thick fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 39 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Prime example of someone who was never destined to have any money, somehow stumble upon millions. Also why are you reading the daily mail you thick fuck? Went away for a stretch, a poxy little room, a toilet in the corner, couple of pictures on the wall and sharing with another bloke, but that's your problem now your back home in your bedsit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 31 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Also why are you reading the daily mail you thick fuck? If I were to hazard a guess, it's because he's blatantly a thick fuck, you thick fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 17 minutes ago, Eddie said: Went away for a stretch, a poxy little room, a toilet in the corner, couple of pictures on the wall and sharing with another bloke, but that's your problem now your back home in your bedsit. There's no pictures on the walls Eddie and you know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 26 minutes ago, Eddie said: Went away for a stretch, a poxy little room, a toilet in the corner, couple of pictures on the wall and sharing with another bloke, but that's your problem now your back home in your bedsit. Remember to take the bins out tonight mate, I did it last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 56 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Prime example of someone who was never destined to have any money, somehow stumble upon millions. Also why are you reading the daily mail you thick fuck? The same reason as I'm reading your reply, I like to get the view point of the intellectually challenged, you ape's rectum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 If at 17 someone walked up to me and said that the shit i was scratching out on that cheap strat copy was wonderful, worthy of recording and fame and 'here's a few million to get going, we're all your friends now' - i would have probably gone one to make far greater a cunt of myself than this feckless nonentity has managed. The real criminal is the industry which somehow has managed to contrive this absurd genre of music into something deserving culturally, shoehorning it into playlists by pretending its ancestry is rich and meaningful in the blues or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 44 minutes ago, Decimus said: If I were to hazard a guess, it's because he's blatantly a thick fuck, you thick fuck. You have all the intelligence of an autistic baboon with motor neurone disease and measles. lol. lolol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Dappy? Not on my cultural radar. Cunts with nicknames that mean fuck all. Total arsewipes. Sounds like he needs taking out with a studded baseball bat. Who the fuck are NDubz? This week we have lost 2 musical icons, Rick from Status Quo and George, the triangle player in the Royal Oak Brass Band yet still there are cunts like this Nappy who think they are musicians. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 On 12/27/2016 at 10:48 AM, Bill Stickers said: Remember to take the bins out tonight mate, I did it last week. Your very own front room needs a tidy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: . Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Went away for a stretch, a poxy little room, a toilet in the corner, couple of pictures on the wall and sharing with another bloke, but that's your problem now your back home in your bedsit. Good old Fast Eddie, more laughs than a phosphorous bomb in a paediatric cancer ward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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