Our Christmas Day menu is now available... they've started & I am still wearing Soltan?

[Guest]

humbug

 

 

[Guest ducunti]

Fuck Christmas dinner, I've just bought my 2015 easter eggs.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

Christmas, Easter, it's all a load of shit.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Christmas, Easter, it's all a load of shit.

Now now, there may be children reading. Next you will be telling Keith that Santa isn't real.
All there to appease the pagans as they absorbed their festivals and Christianised them so that they would convert. Proves its all a load of cock.

[Guest]

Who cares you boring twat.

Your tweets are boring, you are a rude, arrogant cunt.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

Now now, there may be children reading. Next you will be telling Keith that Santa isn't real.
All there to appease the pagans as they absorbed their festivals and Christianised them so that they would convert. Proves its all a load of cock.

 

I just couldn't lower myself to such a level as to tell poor Bronski that Santa isn't real. I can't be that big of a cunt to the lad. 

[Guest]

Perhaps kids should be told the truth. We tell them to be careful and wary of strangers and then tell them that at Christmas at night when they're fast asleep a strange , fat man wearing a red suit, with white hair and a large beard will sneak into their bedrooms and give them a present. No wonder some grow up confused.

[applescruff14]

No funds available.

[cuntspotter]

No funds available.

I'll lend you a tenner.

[Guest JackoTC]

I'll lend you a tenner.

No need spot, there's a fairly good chance he'll be serving it or potwashing. 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Perhaps kids should be told the truth. We tell them to be careful and wary of strangers and then tell them that at Christmas at night when they're fast asleep a strange , fat man wearing a red suit, with white hair and a large beard will sneak into their bedrooms and give them a present. No wonder some grow up confused.

Oh shit its Keith in another costume. Run kiddies, run!