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It's one thing to ask me to remove my helmet when filling up my bike, but to refuse to turn on the pump because my van door is open takes a bit of working out. It was 10 pm and I put it to her that she could make her night shift as easy or as difficult as she wanted to and by pissing me off she chose the latter.

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A couple of years back I had a broken collar bone from a track day mishap on the bike, the other half drove into a garage in Fenders neck of the woods. I got out with my arm in a sling to fill the car up and the daft cunt wouldn't turn the pump on because she was still in the drivers seat. So what the fuck was I supposed to do if she drove off, do a fucking usain bolt up shooters hill with a broken collarbone the daft twat. By the way, the day I go into a garage and see someone asked to remove a burhka is the day I will start removing my crash helmet in a petrol station, although you could take it off fill your bike up then put it back on. Would the cunt refuse to take tour money then?

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A couple of years back I had a broken collar bone from a track day mishap on the bike, the other half drove into a garage in Fenders neck of the woods. I got out with my arm in a sling to fill the car up and the daft cunt wouldn't turn the pump on because she was still in the drivers seat. So what the fuck was I supposed to do if she drove off, do a fucking usain bolt up shooters hill with a broken collarbone the daft twat. By the way, the day I go into a garage and see someone asked to remove a burhka is the day I will start removing my crash helmet in a petrol station, although you could take it off fill your bike up then put it back on. Would the cunt refuse to take tour money then?

Good point. I might try that.

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It's one thing to ask me to remove my helmet when filling up my bike, but to refuse to turn on the pump because my van door is open takes a bit of working out. It was 10 pm and I put it to her that she could make her night shift as easy or as difficult as she wanted to and by pissing me off she chose the latter.

Sometimes the forecourt CCTV doesn't cover all the pumps. :ph34r:

 

Maybe your van door was blocking the view of a 'vulnerable' pump?

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