Guest judgetwi Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Fuck my old trainers! Today, for the first time in my life, i failed a fucking MOT! Do you know why? Because my number plate is too small. What the fuck? It's been through the same place twice before and nobody said the number plate was too small!! Bunch of fucking cunts. Fuck me, i am FUCKING ANGRY! REALLY FUCKING ANGRY! This is going to cost me time and money now while hundreds of thousands of cunts are driving around with no MOT, no tax, no insurance. There are so fucking many of them it is impossible to do anything about it. CUNTS! CUNTS! FUCKING BASTARDS. I was so fucking angry i was going to invade Poland but then i realised POLAND IS ALREADY HERE! I will be mixing with half the population of fucking Poland on the buses and trains until i can get my MOT. Fuck, fuck, fucking FUCK! That's what i fucking say!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 I know what would calm you down Judge, sucking my dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Why's your number plate too small. Are you a Barry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 I'd by angry too if I was told at my "MOT" that my "number plate" was too small. (These medical euphemisms are increasingly dumbed down these days.) Just kick back, relax, and enjoy some kielbasa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Sounds like a bunch of incompetent bastards if they have missed that twice before. What else have they missed, I wonder? Brake linings perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Maybe the time taken writing this could of been spent getting a bigger plate,going to the MOT station to pass the test,going home and changing said plates back again. Maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Never had any problems with number plates at an MOT, failed the last one due the exhaust about to fall off but got a pass after they welded if back on. If baffles me how a number plate being to small can fail an MOT, I think it's legal not to have one on the front as long as there is one on the back. Take it to another garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 I don't travel by bus ever. Try this Judge : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 If they say the number plate is to small tell the cunt to use his glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Maybe the time taken writing this could of been spent getting a bigger plate,going to the MOT station to pass the test,going home and changing said plates back again. Maybe. Which is exactly what i spent half my fucking day doing today shit head. Of course i "could of" spent that time learning the difference between "could of" and "could have" but as i am not a fucking semi literate cunt i didn't have to bother. Is that ok with you cocksucker? Thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 I know what would calm you down Judge, sucking my dick. Listen, Dustbinbrain, nobody wants to go near your little winkle. Nobody ever has and nobody ever will. Get used to it and fuck off while you're doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Listen, Dustbinbrain, nobody wants to go near your little winkle. Nobody ever has and nobody ever will. Get used to it and fuck off while you're doing it. Do you still want to suck my dick Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Which is exactly what i spent half my fucking day doing today shit head. Of course i "could of" spent that time learning the difference between "could of" and "could have" but as i am not a fucking semi literate cunt i didn't have to bother. Is that ok with you cocksucker? Thick cunt. Listen you perfect cunt,you come on here whinging and crying about your fucking number plate being to small. If that's all you have to worry about in your life then think yourself lucky. Take them to court if it bothers you that much. No fuck off and suck Bronys cock like the he asked you to. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 This whole thread reeks of shameless self publicity jewdy. Not only that, it's also exactly what I do all the time, so you're just copying me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Which is exactly what i spent half my fucking day doing today shit head. Of course i "could of" spent that time learning the difference between "could of" and "could have" but as i am not a fucking semi literate cunt i didn't have to bother. Is that ok with you cocksucker? Thick cunt. Ever been told that it's "I" and not "i"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Listen you perfect cunt,you come on here whinging and crying about your fucking number plate being to small. If that's all you have to worry about in your life then think yourself lucky. Take them to court if it bothers you that much. No fuck off and suck Bronys cock like the he asked you to. Cunt. Fuck off wanker. I can understand the Jizzmonster, KC and the Bumshine Band and the Nazi having a pop at me because i am always doing the same to them. That's fair play. But i have never had a go at you, other than normal piss taking stuff which i can't remember anyway. You've got a problem pal but you can go fuck yourself anyway. Once again i will explain that i nominate stuff that makes ME angry not to initiate a conversation with uneducated pricks like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 This whole thread reeks of shameless self publicity jewdy. Not only that, it's also exactly what I do all the time, so you're just copying me. Always claiming the high ground, moral or otherwise. Well done Herr Oberst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 If they say the number plate is to small tell the cunt to use his glasses. Or tell them that it is only a small car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Silence in court, the judge is dead, Someone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SackMyCook Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Keep your shirt on and take some valium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Fuck my old £300 Italian loafers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Ever been told that it's "I" and not "i"? It's an eye or an eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Fuck off wanker. I can understand the Jizzmonster, KC and the Bumshine Band and the Nazi having a pop at me because i am always doing the same to them. That's fair play. But i have never had a go at you, other than normal piss taking stuff which i can't remember anyway. You've got a problem pal but you can go fuck yourself anyway. Once again i will explain that i nominate stuff that makes ME angry not to initiate a conversation with uneducated pricks like you. I don't have a problem Judge,your the one who bites everytime someone dares criticise you. Get off your high horse and stop trying to be high and mighty. Oh yeah,your a cunt as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Keep your shirt on and take some valium. & you nervous & anxious & in needs of some TLC? Silence in court, the judge is dead, Someone... U look younger each time I visit this site - R U using Lancome's ZEN night cream? Please do tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Oh yeah,your a cunt as well. you're* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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