Guest deebom Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 These pair of cunts annoy me intensely. I was fucking gobsmacked when I discovered that they are actully fucking comedians? My dead gran is funnier than these two. Living proof that people in the media get jobs cos their mates work there. Have a pic of the deeply unfunny wenches, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 They're fucking comedians? If they're going up the Chuckle Brothers with a Dragon Dildo strap-on, they just went up in my estimation! Sadly I suspect you meant "fucking comediennes". I'm not normally one to insist on feminising nouns in today's equal opportunities world, but it's necessary in this case to underline the fact that lady comics are an abomination in the eyes of the Dark Lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Bake off farewell to contestant - "Come and have a Mel and Sue sandwich". I would rather dip my bollocks in battery acid after applying my angle grinder to my scrotum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 I'm bumping this cos there are not enough replies. Sort it out. I want to hear what cunts Mel an Sue are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 I don't usally watch the BBC, apart from Doctor Who and Sherlock. I sometimes have gay fantasies about the characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Have you considered being gelded? It would stop those fantasies of yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 They're fucking comedians? If they're going up the Chuckle Brothers with a Dragon Dildo strap-on, they just went up in my estimation! Sadly I suspect you meant "fucking comediennes". I'm not normally one to insist on feminising nouns in today's equal opportunities world, but it's necessary in this case to underline the fact that lady comics are an abomination in the eyes of the Dark Lord. I agree. It saddens me that there are no funny female comedians outside of Joan Rivers. I know that she's not everyones cup of tea but when she slags the rich and famous she's hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 I call Mel, Mel Geodesic Dome as it's easier to say than her real surname and a bit funny too. {~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 I don't usally watch the BBC, apart from Doctor Who and Sherlock. I sometimes have gay fantasies about the characters. Keith, if I got you one of these Would you promise to use it to fix an electrical plug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 How do you apply pictures? I want to upload one but don't know what the fucking buttons do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 When you are typing, you will see a button just below and to the left of the smiley button. That is the insert pic button. Just paste the pic link and click submit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 I agree. It saddens me that there are no funny female comedians outside of Joan Rivers. I know that she's not everyones cup of tea but when she slags the rich and famous she's hilarious Just after Xmas you asked me to report back on the Kevin Bridges DVD some unoriginal cunt had presented me with. (This was on the Micky Flanagan thread for some reason, if memory serves.) Anyway, I finally watched it, and it's OK. He's sort of a cross between a more interesting Peter Kay and a less extremely offensive Frankie Boyle, which works marginally better than it sounds. In summary, watch it if it comes on the Comedy Channel but don't spend any actual money on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Just after Xmas you asked me to report back on the Kevin Bridges DVD some unoriginal cunt had presented me with. (This was on the Micky Flanagan thread for some reason, if memory serves.) Anyway, I finally watched it, and it's OK. He's sort of a cross between a more interesting Peter Kay and a less extremely offensive Frankie Boyle, which works marginally better than it sounds. In summary, watch it if it comes on the Comedy Channel but don't spend any actual money on it. Blimey you've got a googd memory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I don't usally watch the BBC, apart from Doctor Who and Sherlock. I sometimes have gay fantasies about the characters. You are a silly sausage, Keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I agree. It saddens me that there are no funny female comedians outside of Joan Rivers. I know that she's not everyones cup of tea but when she slags the rich and famous she's hilarious Funny how the people that slag the rich and famous are rich and famous. Still,thats not going to happen anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SackMyCook Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 How the fuck do you quote? I click on quote and fuck all occurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 How the fuck do you quote? I click on quote and fuck all occurs. I will notify the tech gnome. Perhaps it only effects posters who have Fridays off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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