Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Words cannot describe how much I fucking hate this four eyed little knob gobbler. Instead of cooking rice, being good at math, or being massacred by the Japanese like a good china man, this preening little arse licker thinks he can go about giving women advice on clothing and how to look good naked. Listen here to me cunt, how the fucking hell is a bowel prowling little shit monkey qualified to give a fucking opinion on anything to do with women when he's a vagina hating fucking wank stain let alone telling them how to be more attractive when he's attracted to sweaty old fart boxes? Turn it fucking up Gok. the quicker this cunts dies of aids the better. I would love to clamp this cunts head in a vice then let polecat pikey sluts rub their minging old cunts all over his face until he resembles anchovy paste and realises it impossible for all people to look good naked. Then I would feed next doors bull terrier Viagra and let it fuck the cunt in the ear until he dies of dog cock perforation of the brain. Fuck I hate this mincing little arse bandit, get off my fucking TV and die cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Actually, he does know his stuff! Fair do's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Fair go Mrs Roops are you having a lend or being serious? If your serious, I will defer to your judgment as the fairer sex who this shits aimed at but having a pillow biter give women advice on looking sexy would be like me giving cunts lessons on refinement, etiquette, and social tolerance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Fair go Mrs Roops are you having a lend or being serious? If your serious, I will defer to your judgment as the fairer sex who this shits aimed at but having a pillow biter give women advice on looking sexy would be like me giving cunts lessons on refinement, etiquette, and social tolerance. No, being serious, obviously opinions on trends and design are a matter of personal tastes, but his take on styles and sartorial application to either disguise or accentuate the female form is spot on and is streets ahead of the other TV fashion pundits Trinny and Susannah. His presentation style can grate at times and I can see how he can get men's back up, but there is now doubting he is very good at establishing a rapport with females on a one to one basis unlike the rather bossy and condescending manner of the other two. Is Gok Wan gay? Is the Pope catholic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Well fuck me swinging I stand corrected. I still want to kill the cunt all the same. John Inman was a funny mincing little fag when he played Mr Humphries on are you being served, but Gok Wan is an over the top screaming queen who needs his face ripped off by rabid colabus monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 No, being serious, obviously opinions on trends and design are a matter of personal tastes, but his take on styles and sartorial application to either disguise or accentuate the female form is spot on and is streets ahead of the other TV fashion pundits Trinny and Susannah. His presentation style can grate at times and I can see how he can get men's back up, but there is now doubting he is very good at establishing a rapport with females on a one to one basis unlike the rather bossy and condescending manner of the other two. Is the Pope catholic? Yes he is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Is he any good at darts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 No, being serious, obviously opinions on trends and design are a matter of personal tastes, but his take on styles and sartorial application to either disguise or accentuate the female form is spot on and is streets ahead of the other TV fashion pundits Trinny and Susannah. His presentation style can grate at times and I can see how he can get men's back up, but there is now doubting he is very good at establishing a rapport with females on a one to one basis unlike the rather bossy and condescending manner of the other two. Is the Pope catholic? Tinny and Susannah.... Shudders..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Trinny and Susanna scare me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Is he any good at darts. Only poisoned ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 I'd like to see him in “How to Look Good Vivisected”, the fucking freak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Words cannot describe how much I fucking hate this four eyed little knob gobbler. Instead of cooking rice, being good at math, or being massacred by the Japanese like a good china man, this preening little arse licker thinks he can go about giving women advice on clothing and how to look good naked. Listen here to me cunt, how the fucking hell is a bowel prowling little shit monkey qualified to give a fucking opinion on anything to do with women when he's a vagina hating fucking wank stain let alone telling them how to be more attractive when he's attracted to sweaty old fart boxes? Turn it fucking up Gok. the quicker this cunts dies of aids the better. I would love to clamp this cunts head in a vice then let polecat pikey sluts rub their minging old cunts all over his face until he resembles anchovy paste and realises it impossible for all people to look good naked. Then I would feed next doors bull terrier Viagra and let it fuck the cunt in the ear until he dies of dog cock perforation of the brain. Fuck I hate this mincing little arse bandit, get off my fucking TV and die cunt! This annoying little uphill gardener would be a suitable participant in the mobile scooter death matches, demolition derby style. Every cunt runs into this bum basher repeatedly with dagger outfitted machines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 I shudder when I think of him saying that yoghurt makes him "feel good on the inside". First candidate for celebrity autopsy show mooted for channel four. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 I'm all for being PC these days, but that slant eyed vagina decliner should not be telling the me that some hairy faced saggy titted munter looks good naked just cos she's had her fucking hair done and her moustache waxed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Is he any good at darts. Good fucking question. That's what I'd like to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 There's being homosexual and camping it up big time. As far as I am concerned what people do in private,between consenting adults is fuck all to do with me. I do firmly believe though that these Gok Wan types should be fucking banned from appearing on TV and in the media in general as they just antagonise the fuck out of alot of straight people apart from being just freaky cunts. A woman I know has a mate who likes manly arse and even he hates the camped up gay parade types. Would you want your child to look up to someone like that as role model? Be honest now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 The ugliest bird i have ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 If my child looked up to Cock Wan Iwould kill myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 The ugliest bird i have ever seen. Just imagine Gok and Frank "call me Kellie" Maloney going at it hammer and tongs. I don't even know if there's a name for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Is Gok Wan gay? Puff pastry, these celeb chefs are rubbish - I buy Mrs Beetons Yorkshire puds & I just pop them in the oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Puff pastry, these celeb chefs are rubbish - I buy Mrs Beetons Yorkshire puds & I just pop them in the oven. You need to go to the Doctor and ask for some brain medicine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 You need to go to the Doctor and ask for some brain medicine. What, haven't you tried her roast potatoes either? I am perfectly well, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 I don't need Fu Manchu's ugly grand son to tell me I look good naked. I'm off to bed. Got to read palms tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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