Guest Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Its a good job that I have that fire extinguisher with me. .. Joan of arc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 "I'm not Spartacus", everyone else but Spartacus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 I'd be off my head if I tried to take refuge in England .. Mary Queen of Scots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 "Are you sure they're just regular hubcaps?" BOADICEA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 This new Kevlar body armour is good isn't it Brutus? .. Julius Ceasar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Yes. And it probably would have been a completely different story if Germany had not gone to Russia in the first place and invaded us instead. They would have slaughtered us, gone on to take Ireland and then??? We fucked their airforce so they could do jack shit to us. They could have tried after that but there would have been a lot of nazis at the bottom of the English channel. But sure what do I know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Thank fuck we destroyed their V-2 rockets too... Their fucking doodlebugs were bad enough. Oh, and thank fuck Cameron & Clegg weren't in charge! Luckily for us they had problems with 'airburst' so the majority of their early launches were total fuck-ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Also the germans wouldn't have been able to keep up the rocket programme because it was too costly and the fuel for these rockets were taking up over a third of the fuel alcohol production. The V2s psychological affect on britains population far outweighd its usefulness. Basically bombing some country from the air was far more affective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Don't you think it would be a great idea to put seat belts in these Cadillacs..................General George Patten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Yes. And it probably would have been a completely different story if Germany had not gone to Russia in the first place and invaded us instead. They would have slaughtered us, gone on to take Ireland and then??? Not the Isle of Wight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 You can come in my mouth - Monica Lewinsky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 You can come in my mouth - Monica Lewinsky This dress is going straight to the dry cleaners- Monica Lewinsky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 May have to make them bridge doors a bit wider, I may have a problem squeezing my belly through.......Captain James T Kirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Nazi party .. No, I'm going to hold a garden party and have lots of ice cream and juice .. Adolf Hitler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 No thanks, single handed round the world yacht races are for puffs and liars .. Donald Crowhurst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 "Rather than just using our surnames, why don't we should call ourselves Brillo Pad and The Midget?" PAUL SIMON to ART GARFUNKEL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 I think your right Dave, they do all think I'm a cunt..................Ed Milliband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Fuck me! My house is on fire!! HM the Queen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Me lady garden has an holly tree in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 You don't wanna be in my gang my gang my gang, don't wannabe in my gang oh no! Paul Gadd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 I stay away from CC - forever. ProfB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Bollocks to the little middle class turd. Im not going to the pub tonight; I'm going to spin class at the gym instead. Ruth Ellis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 If I discreetly plant these cannabis seeds in the corner of the Blue Peter garden that'll fuck em .......................Richard Bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Don't you think we need a hit man on the ground to finish him off just in case he survives the crash, we don't want that ukip coming back to haunt us in the future................ David Cameron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 "Shut those fucking doors." Captain David Lewry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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