Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 "Sorry the swimming pool is off limits tonight", Michael Barrymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 "Fuck off you Greek twat!" Princess Elisabeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 That's one small step for man .. oh fuck this for a lark, Buzz you can go first .. Neil Armstrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 "I don't think I will take flying lessons thank you. I think I'll go shopping for shoes"! Amelia Earhart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 "After independence we won't just stop at the Fourth Bridge; we'll build a fifth and a sixth." ALEX SALMOND Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Hello is there anyone there? Alex Salmond at the first SNP party conference after independence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 I think I'll get on the bus today. Evel Knevel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 This ship is supposed to be unsinkable but we will steer clear of icebergs just in case .. Captain Edward Smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Good call there Ed, may not go down to well with the public if anything happened. Joeseph Bruce Ismay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 My name's Falcon and I'm an alcoholic .. Scott of the Antartic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 "Don't think I will bother with a solo career after I leave take that", Robbie Williams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 "We have decided not to inflict banal Bono and his band on Apple users" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 "Those Islands aren't worth invading or fighting for", General Leopoldo Galtieri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Lets take the kids out for a burger then all have an early night. The Mc Canns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 "Actually, I like the idea of these 'concentration' camps. Sounds like I could get some serious thinking done. Buy the tickets will you love?" ALBERT EINSTEIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Thinking .. Katie Price before she finds a name for her latest sprog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Removed as rather poor taste Fuck, missed it! It must have been bad/good (delete as appropriate) to disappear so quickly too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 "Microsoft Office 365 is a fuckin shit deal and you'd be a total cretin if you thought otherwise." ANYONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 "Whats all this fungi in the petrie dish? Mrs Brown go and fucking clean this dish. Thats what I pay you for for fuck sake"! -Alexander Fleming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Lets take the kids out for a burger then all have an early night. The Mc Canns. I don't think we should take the piss out of Gerry McCann. After all his dad did invent oven chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 What a cunt I must look like driving around in a yellow mini, I think I'll sell it and buy a T34 tank. Mark Bolan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 "Why bother with a yellow ribbon?" MARK BOLAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Fuck off Geoffrey. BUNGLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 "I think I won't bother being a playwright, it will save countless generations of school kids from endless torment." William Shakespeare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 It's not until you give it one last read over you actually realise what a load of shit I wrote, I think I'll send a pigeon telling the publisher to burn it. Charles Dickens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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