Guest Keith Lard Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 So I was back from my anime convention in America and I put together my film I took with my camcorder. When I showed this to my Dad he told me to stop hanging around with people half my age and that I'm going fishing with his mates next weekend. This is so fucking unfair, how would my Dad's mates know about Ranma 1/2 and Boku no Pico when I talk to them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Jesus fucking Fuck, Bronski. Those cunts in that video need educating with a fucking post-hammer and a dimpled pint tumbler. Don't you know it's probably illegal at your age to be "hanging out of cunts half your age"? Is your surname Clifford? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Jesus fucking Fuck, Bronski. Those cunts in that video need educating with a fucking post-hammer and a dimpled pint tumbler. Don't you know it's probably illegal at your age to be "hanging out of cunts half your age"? Is your surname Clifford? I mean hanging out with, stupid typo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 So I was back from my anime convention in America and I put together my film I took with my camcorder. When I showed this to my Dad he told me to stop hanging around with people half my age and that I'm going fishing with his mates next weekend. This is so fucking unfair, how would my Dad's mates would about Ranma 1/2 and Boku no Pico when I talk to them? Nuke the fucking freaks from orbit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 I think your dad might have a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Back in my day, cunts like these would have been beaten senseless with a sack of door hinges and marched out of town, Is this for real? do cunts like this actually exist?? I need to be given emergency executive powers to restore order to this rapidly degenerating world and in doing so would reduce the global population to a sustainable level by feeding cunts like this into Fenders bark stripper. The world is going mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Back in my day, cunts like these would have been beaten senseless with a sack of door hinges and marched out of town, Is this for real? do cunts like this actually exist?? I need to be given emergency executive powers to restore order to this rapidly degenerating world and in doing so would reduce the global population to a sustainable level by feeding cunts like this into Fenders bark stripper. The world is going mad. What would you do to dispose of the sticky, lardy liquified remains oozing from the bark stripper and what was sent flying all over the surrounding land? One hell of a toxic cleanup there, matey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 errr...ummm....Burrito filling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Back in my day, cunts like these would have been beaten senseless with a sack of door hinges and marched out of town, Is this for real? do cunts like this actually exist?? I need to be given emergency executive powers to restore order to this rapidly degenerating world and in doing so would reduce the global population to a sustainable level by feeding cunts like this into Fenders bark stripper. The world is going mad. This is the future Grumps embrace it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 I can't get anywhere with anyone, own age or not. It is like I have time warped into the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 You bastard, Keith. I've got that fucking fedora shit going round and round in my head. Cunt. I need to listen to some Yes or Cardiacs to purge the fucking pisstulance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 I can't get anywhere with anyone, own age or not. It is like I have time warped into the future. Positive thinking is what you need Apple .. Think Positive, think of the future .. oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Positive thinking is what you need Apple .. Think Positive, think of the future .. oh! I am the king of wishful thinking that's for sure. I remember that advert that was on back in the 90's about PMA (Positive Mental Attitude) and that young kid pulls a shirt out of his bag that is dirty and says "Oh no my sandwiches" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 I hope your Dads mates bugger you into next year and then use you as fishing bait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 For fucks sake. What are the parents thinking letting their kids hang around like that. That girls voice is fucking annoying I could drown the cunt. And they wonder why there is so much gun crime in America. As for the cunt that keeps saying "burn the witch",a good idea but let The Rev show you how its done. Bring back the cane. And hanging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Back in my day, cunts like these would have been beaten senseless with a sack of door hinges and marched out of town, Is this for real? do cunts like this actually exist?? I need to be given emergency executive powers to restore order to this rapidly degenerating world and in doing so would reduce the global population to a sustainable level by feeding cunts like this into Fenders bark stripper. The world is going mad. Unfortunately Grumpers this is the way of young cunts these days. Not enough discipline being handed out at home or school and this is the result. Fucking mongy cunts clogging up the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Fuck off Keith, for good. That is a little bit unfair admin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Back in my day, cunts like these would have been beaten senseless with a sack of door hinges and marched out of town, Is this for real? do cunts like this actually exist?? I need to be given emergency executive powers to restore order to this rapidly degenerating world and in doing so would reduce the global population to a sustainable level by feeding cunts like this into Fenders bark stripper. The world is going mad. The bark stripper belongs to the Rev, Fend just borrows it to clean up after finishing with the claw hammer. Have you considered using the scoot for a touch of hang, draw and quartering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Nuke the fucking freaks from orbit! Its the only way to be sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Was not sure if it was Rev or Fender's bark stripper Duc so I took a punt and fucked it up. A good hanging, drawing, and quartering by scooter sounds like a good option. I'll get cracking on the hemp rope now. I would of quoted you Duc but the fucking button wont work the cunt. Must be an abo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Yes, the bark stripper is the Rev's, i have enough of my own tools, a collection of well used hammers, demolition drill, templars sword, a victorian iron for that caved in head moment, a breaking wheel in the basement, a hatchet that i keep by the bed, a couple of nail guns, a pole driver, a jackhammer shotgun, a blow torch, some jars of acid and other chemicals in the shed, and my new weapon the knee smasher, which is a branch off the ash tree in my garden that i have carved to my liking, it has a handle and at the business end the letter c is carved, but i'm thinking about getting a bark stripper, the Rev's reviews are most enticing. You cutting down on tools Fends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 So what end of the age spectrum are we talking then Bronski, a few of Grumps mates who are too busy dribbling, looking for their teeth and shitting their undies or opposed too busy dribbling due to a having a dummy in their gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 This always goes very badly for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 I fear that Frank is too young for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Fuck off Keith, for good. Why won't you speak to me - it was a joke about your gingham hat- you look mystical. I think you must have really long legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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