CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 What the absolute, actual, utter fuck goes through bastards' minds when they consider buying you fucking pieces of cunting tat like this, instead of a litre of cognac. This faux-tartan shapeless piece of crud doesn't even have a handy bottle-opener, or an illegible foreign danger warning, explaining how volatile it could be if set alight in moments of boredom. If I want a door kept open, a half-empty bottle of fucking Vladivar, or stack of vintage spank mags should suffice. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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