Those Bastards at Fucking SofaWorks. Cunts

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So, we went to look at some new furniture for chez Coitus and stumbled into this shower of Tofu-grinding cottagers. The second we're through the fucking door, we've got four poofs pirouetting up to us asking if we need help. "I'm looking for a couple of fucking sofas, that's all", hoping the cunt would perceive my unconcealed demeanour as a "fuck off out of my face, you irritating wanker", but no, "and how would it be used? Occasional? A living room, perhaps?".."No, I want a four-seater chaise-longue for foreplay activity and Scotchguard stain-resistant fabric in case of unforeseen squirting, like I said,we're only looking". Hard-sell might be right for chav scum who've 'borrowed' from QuickQuid, but if I have a gaggle of oversize suited ponces coming up to me, it'd better be to offer me a lucrative business deal, not to give me a