Guest Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 It's not like anyone gives a fuck but I have noticed the old Broney has not transitioned from the old site to this one. Are you still alive Keith? did the hacker get you? or did you accidently impale yourself trying to clean the cheese off your cock with your katana? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 He was here yesterday but he seems to have been erradicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Might have been the bug bomb Adders left us as a welcome present that did him in Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 I thought I saw him here yesterday under the name of Keith the Broney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Don't... just don't.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 He has been on and posted - if only once or twice. I believe that its Burghley Horse trials soon, so he'll be resting up for his Wankfest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 He's with his Colonel Saunders at def con. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Probably with his swarthy, young Moroccan manservant Raoul, sipping Gin Slings naked on a beach in Phuket, unashamed of the spots on his bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Probably with his swarthy, young Moroccan manservant Raoul, sipping Gin Slings naked on a beach in Phuket, unashamed of the spots on his bottom. I, personally right now, would accept being 3 out of 4 of those. My day could hardly get worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 I'm sorry that I hadn't signed in yet, I was grounded for bad behaviour at my cousin's birthday party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 I'm sorry that I hadn't signed in yet, I was grounded for bad behaviour at my cousin's birthday party. We don't want to know why Broners. Really,we don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 I'm sorry that I hadn't signed in yet, I was grounded for bad behaviour at my cousin's birthday party. Did you try cutting the cake with your katana and take the hand of your cousin off? Or did you get caught glazing the cake with your own icing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Did you try cutting the cake with your katana and take the hand of your cousin off? Or did you get caught glazing the cake with your own icing? My mother gave my cousin a Build-a-Bear Fluttershy plushie as a birthday present. I was so angry as I had asked for the plushie from my last birthday. I couldn't keep control of my temper so I trashed the party and got the whole living room covered in birthday food. All the kids ran off crying and my mom took me home and grounded me. We didn't even stopped for McDonalds, fucking bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 In your mum's defence, MaccyD's will add inches around your waistline, and that's the last thing you need. You should have just gorged yourself on the food and cake at the party, then take the plushie from your cousins hands and deposit a bit of icing into it before handing it back with your stamp of approval on the care instruction tags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 On 14/08/2014 at 01:30, Guest Keith Lard said: My mother gave my cousin a Build-a-Bear Fluttershy plushie as a birthday present. I was so angry as I had asked for the plushie from my last birthday. I couldn't keep control of my temper so I trashed the party and got the whole living room covered in birthday food. All the kids ran off crying and my mom took me home and grounded me. We didn't even stopped for McDonalds, fucking bitch! Keith, I'm curious as to what birthday present you're hoping for on your next birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Keith, I'm curious as to what birthday present you're hoping for on your next birthday. He's hardly likely to reply after almost 7 years. You fucking retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: He's hardly likely to reply after almost 7 years. You fucking retard. Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Ouch! Harsh but fair DC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 37 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Keith, I'm curious as to what birthday present you're hoping for on your next birthday. I think Brony's dead and buried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 37 minutes ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: He's hardly likely to reply after almost 7 years. You fucking retard. 2 more years and he will. Due for release from the sexual offenders unit in 2023, the dirty fucking beast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: 2 more years and he will. Due for release from the sexual offenders unit in 2023, the dirty fucking beast He probably lives with you in a bail hostel in Hastings.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 On 13/08/2014 at 04:41, Guest KuntaCunty said: Did you try cutting the cake with your katana and take the hand of your cousin off? Or did you get caught glazing the cake with your own icing? Are you related to the other Nigerian lad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: He probably lives with you in a bail hostel in Hastings.... lol. Exactly SP's fixation with sexual misdemeanours is reminiscent of a 1980s Thai gay porno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 3 hours ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: He's hardly likely to reply after almost 7 years. You fucking retard. Nevertheless, I am curious. (hint: cult movie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 He still had moments of genuine humour and irreverence. Odd fucking unit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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