Supermarket Surveys

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So I've trawled the isles of Tesco and I'm wondering what it is I've forgotten. I've stood as patiently as I can at the till, having listened to the slapper checkout girl discussing her previous nights antics with her chavy mate on the next till. There's only 2 staffed tills on coz they're trying to do away with the staff and make every fucker go through them twatty self service machines which I totally refuse to use coz they never fucking work. I'm almost out the door when I get stopped by some cunt with a fucking clip board. Do I look like I can spare just 2 minutes of my fucking time? After loads of frivolous questioning I said if you change all the tills to self service only I will go and shop at fucking aldi like everybody else. All I want to do is get home and get this bottle of wine down my neck and I've had enough of this bollocks. One final question - how old are you if that's not a rude question? Yes it fucking is, cunt. So just for laugh I added 15 years on - 65 I said. Oh you look so young. Thank you very much and fuck off.