Gloaters

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Fucking gloaters. Typically the cunt who stands there smirking when you drop a bottle of beer in a supermarket. Immediately puts you down as an alcoholic who can't hold his liquor. The spilling of all your stuff in security at an airport is always smugworthy. You trying to take your coat and shoes off at the same time while holding a fucking laptop you don't even fucking need, your passport, boarding pass and then the cunt security high vis twat wants you to take off your belt in the hope that your trousers hit the deck and give every other cunt an even bigger laugh. Which makes me and probably everyone else a cunt. No better feeling than have your team beat the local rivals and you get to be top cunt for a week. Fortunately my team has finished higher in the premiership than the other bunch of scum for about 18 years. Very satisfying long term gloat. The favourite has to be getting stuck in traffic for hours because some fucktard has forgot to put water in the car. The relief at getting passed the dickhead who has the head under the bonnet in a cloud of steam is greatly enhanced when you can at last say "I knew they would be a woman/ a bloke/ black/ white/ a pikie/ foreign/ bald/ gay/ a cunt (obviously)/ Jeremy fucking Clarkson. It's a cunt when your the gloatee and your a cunt yourself when a gloater. I fucking hate lurkers as well, fucking cunts.