CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 The eighth letter of the English alphabet H is pronounced AITCH not HAITCH you moronic cunts. I used to have a bank manager who answered the phone "hello HAITCH SBC, can I help you?" "Yes, for starters you ignorant cunt, you can learn how to speak correctly, and secondly you can put me through to someone else who isn't a retard!!" CUNTS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 20:40 Report Share Posted Sunday at 20:40 @Redacted lololol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted Sunday at 20:43 Report Share Posted Sunday at 20:43 Only thick southern wankers say "aitch" just like thick southern wankers always say "you was" when the correct grammar is" you were". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 20:54 Report Share Posted Sunday at 20:54 8 minutes ago, Redacted said: Only thick southern wankers say "aitch" just like thick southern wankers always say "you was" when the correct grammar is" you were". Just because you were raised in a pigsty where the local savages confused the correct pronunciation of the letter 'H' doesn't mean that a few thousand, thick, northern wankers are right and the majority of the English speaking world is wrong. Haitch indeed. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted Sunday at 21:01 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:01 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Just because you were raised in a pigsty where the local savages confused the correct pronunciation of the letter 'H' doesn't mean that a few thousand, thick, northern wankers are right and the majority of the English speaking world is wrong. Haitch indeed. Idiot. I is a fick suvern wankah innit brav! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 21:03 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:03 Just now, Redacted said: I is a fick suvern wankah innit brav! Eeee by gum, I'm reet mithered I tell thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted Sunday at 21:20 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:20 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/long_reads/haitch-or-aitch-pronunciation-letter-h-old-english-a8393766.html Get fucked idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 21:30 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:30 8 minutes ago, Redacted said: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/long_reads/haitch-or-aitch-pronunciation-letter-h-old-english-a8393766.html Get fucked idiot. Yet another faux pas. An article which pretty much confirms that only thick, fucking oiks pronounce it as haitch. You really are the gift that keeps on giving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted Sunday at 21:45 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:45 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: Yet another faux pas. An article which pretty much confirms that only thick, fucking oiks pronounce it as haitch. You really are the gift that keeps on giving. It pretty much confirms that only thick council house dwelling southerners pronounce it as 'aitch' under the misguided delusion speaking like a prick with a mouth full of Abduls cock is the correct way of speaking 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 21:54 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:54 7 minutes ago, Redacted said: It pretty much confirms that only thick council house dwelling southerners pronounce it as 'aitch' under the misguided delusion speaking like a prick with a mouth full of Abduls cock is the correct way of speaking 😂 Considering you are barely literate and incapable of understanding even the most basic tenets of the English language, it comes as no surprise that you have yet again made a tit out of yourself by misinterpreting something you thought would be your 'gotcha' moment. As I said, the gift that keeps on giving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted Sunday at 22:10 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:10 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: Considering you are barely literate and incapable of understanding even the most basic tenets of the English language, it comes as no surprise that you have yet again made a tit out of yourself by misinterpreting something you thought would be your 'gotcha' moment. As I said, the gift that keeps on giving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted Sunday at 22:42 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:42 It's aitch, fucking AITCH! Source: being forced to listen to the fucking alphabet song a million times a day. Are you saying Mr Tumble is a cunt? Are you calling MS FUCKING RACHEL a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 22:56 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:56 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's aitch, fucking AITCH! Source: being forced to listen to the fucking alphabet song a million times a day. Are you saying Mr Tumble is a cunt? Are you calling MS FUCKING RACHEL a cunt? I obviously knew that I could count on you to be enraged by such an outstanding lack of comprehension. What I'm utterly depressed by is the fact that it didn't really trigger anyone else. Either every other member logged in this evening has a lackadaisical attitude when it comes to the written and spoken word, or far worse, they didn't even realise that it was wrong. Regardless, we're clearly in the end times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted Sunday at 23:10 Report Share Posted Sunday at 23:10 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: Either every other member logged in this evening has a lackadaisical attitude when it comes to the written and spoken word, or far worse, they didn't even realise that it was wrong. You're just lucky I happened to be passing tonight. The pearls-to-swine ratio is all to fuck on here recently, and I increasingly can't be arsed wading through the deluge of inanity from Pen and And in the hope of finding a nugget of sweetcorn in among the shit. On the plus side, good to see @nocti and @southerncunt contributing, and the mighty ratcum/jellytot/stampsonkittens has ramped up production recently too. Just need to get @Rev to log in more than once a quarter and there's hope for us yet. Hell, even @ChildeHarold hasn't been totally fucking useless of late which probably means, as you say: 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: we're clearly in the end times. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Monday at 10:18 Report Share Posted Monday at 10:18 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You're just lucky I happened to be passing tonight. The pearls-to-swine ratio is all to fuck on here recently, and I increasingly can't be arsed wading through the deluge of inanity from Pen and And in the hope of finding a nugget of sweetcorn in among the shit. On the plus side, good to see @nocti and @southerncunt contributing, and the mighty ratcum/jellytot/stampsonkittens has ramped up production recently too. Just need to get @Rev to log in more than once a quarter and there's hope for us yet. Hell, even @ChildeHarold hasn't been totally fucking useless of late which probably means, as you say: Who buys your clothes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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