CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 I have recently discovered this bastard on the Travel Channel fronting a pile of shit called "Great Motorcycle Journeys of The World." The cunt travels all over the world for fuck all. He gets his bikes loaned by manufacturers (usually KTM or BMW because they are shit) and his hotel rooms are free as long as he gives them a big plug and says they are "great value for money." All he pays for is his petrol and the cameraman's car. The wanker never has a breakdown or a puncture, doesn't carry any luggage, never gets stopped by the coppers, has never slept in a tent or on a bench in a layby, nobody has ever tried to mug him or fuck about with his bike, he has never had a shit at the side of the road and nobody has ever called him "Englander Schwein" or "Limey Cocksucker". If this poof went on a real motorcycle tour he would shit his leather strides and cry like a girl. I hate this nancyboy because (a) he is a smug ponce (b)he wears his glasses on top of his head, the sure sign of a wanker © i don't like his poncy beard (d) every bike he rides is a "nice bit of kit"(e) why didn't i think of this fucking scam? He is a cunt and that's an end of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Totally agree there is no bigger cunt than henry cole, someone needs to slap him square in the jaw Fucking annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 On 12/03/2024 at 15:14, Stuart said: Totally agree there is no bigger cunt than henry cole, someone needs to slap him square in the jaw Fucking annoying Hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hello. I think Stuart might be Alan Millyard. I’m wondering wether Henry Cole may have got pissed out of his nut and crashed one of Alans motorbikes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 On 12/03/2024 at 15:14, Stuart said: Totally agree there is no bigger cunt than henry cole, someone needs to slap him square in the jaw Fucking annoying Stu, he’s come a long way since the OP posted this almost ten years ago. What on earth has he done now!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 9 hours ago, King Billy said: I think Stuart might be Alan Millyard. I’m wondering wether Henry Cole may have got pissed out of his nut and crashed one of Alans motorbikes? A wether is a castrated sheep or goat, you thick twat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 12 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: A wether is a castrated sheep or goat, you thick twat. Merci beaucoup. Fuck off s’il vous plait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 On 15/03/2024 at 19:24, King Billy said: Merci beaucoup. Fuck off s’il vous plait. King Billy will fill Cole's hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 On 02/07/2024 at 09:48, John Rob said: Post Deleted That was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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