Accidentally leaving your fuel cap at the petrol station, realising only when you get home, driving back to find some arsehole has taken it

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Fucking well did this last night didnt I, the gormless cunt that i am some days (usually after a session of crack and bingo) I only live 2 mins away from the petrol station, so by the time I got home and saw that I'd be a right twat and it was missing, drove straight back and it was nowhere to be seen . "Excuse me has anyone handed in a petrol cap?" I asked the station attendant. "Naaaaah" was the reply. What cheap cunt would of taken that? Fucks me off. I mean I was gone for 5 mins tops. Now im gunna have to buy one of them spazzy looking universal petrol caps. CUUUUNTS!!!!!