CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 sweary wrinkly Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Can't cook, won't cook, but I'd roast this cunt alive. Make sure you have extinguishers close by, grease combusts easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 We've just been channel hopping tonight and have stumbled upon "Ramsay's Costa del Nightmares". A bigger load of fucking shit I cannot imagine. This cunt is supposedly a Michelin star grade chef, but prefers to spend his time making completely un-contrived "reality TV" shows where he swears a lot and fixes disfunctional restaurants. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 I once read an article about this abysmal twat, where diners would want to thank him for a delightful dining experience, and he'd tell them they had wasted his time and to fuck off for distracting his service. I can't believe somebody hasn't given him a right fucking kicking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 We've just been channel hopping tonight and have stumbled upon "Ramsay's Costa del Nightmares". A bigger load of fucking shit I cannot imagine. This cunt is supposedly a Michelin star grade chef, but prefers to spend his time making completely un-contrived "reality TV" shows where he swears a lot and fixes disfunctional restaurants. Fucking idiot. A night of channel hopping. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Oi, Ramsay, cunt! Where's my bacon fuckin' sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Any chance of one of those shit lamb shanks Gordon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Pithiviers of this, jus of that, reductions of whatnottery but ask the cunt to run you up a decent fried egg sandwich and he has a sweary hissy fit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 All his restaurants appear to be fish restaurants only, so if you don't like sea bass, molluscs and other bottom feeders don't bother gracing his table with your presence. And why does he think we want him to show his fucking bare wrinkly anaemic arse in nearly every programme? Keep your arse crack covered Ramsey you ugly fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 He thinks he can make better ketchup than Heinz. Fucking delusional as well as being a fake footballing Scotsman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 Its all contrived shite. Anybody with a brain can see it. However, I've got one of his recipe books and its very good. Whether someone ghosts it I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SackMyCook Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Get me fuckin' dinner on the go you abusive faux sweaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Heston, that Waitrose one is worse - his mince pies last year, were shit mixed with pastry, & a few rock hard currants shot into them, I puked one up, in Morrisons carpark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Heston, that Waitrose one is worse - his mince pies last year, were shit mixed with pastry, & a few rock hard currents shot into them, I puked one up, in Morrisons carpark. He likes to mince lamb twice - making tiny meatballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 We've just been channel hopping tonight and have stumbled upon "Ramsay's Costa del Nightmares". A bigger load of fucking shit I cannot imagine. This cunt is supposedly a Michelin star grade chef, but prefers to spend his time making completely un-contrived "reality TV" shows where he swears a lot and fixes disfunctional restaurants. Fucking idiot. A night of channel hopping. Nice. He must mean going to France for a case or two of Krug, surely ? Ramsey must have been in the Eurostar First Class bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 He likes to mince lamb twice - making tiny meatballs. Bollix, I don't care if you can put your legs round you neck, your relentless pops at me are boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 He likes to mince lamb twice - making tiny meatballs. Bollix, I don't care if you can put your legs round you neck, your relentless pops at me are boring. Roasting the lamb. You need to trim off most of the visible fat, leaving just sufficient to baste the meat head. If you remove every vestige of fat you must protect the exposed meat head and the tiny meatballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Anyone who has made a £20,000,000 fortune out of frying fish is quite simply not a cunt. I met Gordon once and he seemed ok. I don't think he made his money because of his culinary expertise. He made his fortunes being the screaming ninny he is on the telly, and people are drawn to screaming ninny celebs, for whatever macabre reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Yes, every one of his progs start the same ;"has Gordon finally met his match?" Er.....no probably not. Gordon-- "what a beautiful setting for a restaurant", " What the fuck is this shit?" , "this isn't fresh it's fucking frozen.", "why are you serving frozen shit when you are half a mile from the sea?" And they all end the same---Gordon calls the owner a wanker, shortens the menu and redecorates the place, presumably at the production company's expense, not the owner who is half a million quid down the shitter. Everybody is happy and slaps Gordon on the back for being such a clever cunt. Six months later the owner is bankrupt and on benefits but we never hear about that because it is shit telly. But despite this i quite like Gordon because i still have that schoolboy fascination with swearing on the telly. How many people have we worked with who are thick, lazy and incompetent but we can't call them the fucking cunts we know they are? That's why we come on here and take the piss out of The Jizzmonster and his ilk. Like Gordon we can call them wankers and get away with it. My favourite "Gordon moment" is when some bloke called him a "stupid faced cunt". That was a classic, never to be repeated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Yes, every one of his progs start the same ;"has Gordon finally met his match?" Er.....no probably not. Gordon-- "what a beautiful setting for a restaurant", " What the fuck is this shit?" , "this isn't fresh it's fucking frozen.", "why are you serving frozen shit when you are half a mile from the sea?" And they all end the same---Gordon calls the owner a wanker, shortens the menu and redecorates the place, presumably at the production company's expense, not the owner who is half a million quid down the shitter. Everybody is happy and slaps Gordon on the back for being such a clever cunt. Six months later the owner is bankrupt and on benefits but we never hear about that because it is shit telly. But despite this i quite like Gordon because i still have that schoolboy fascination with swearing on the telly. How many people have we worked with who are thick, lazy and incompetent but we can't call them the fucking cunts we know they are? That's why we come on here and take the piss out of The Jizzmonster and his ilk. Like Gordon we can call them wankers and get away with it. My favourite "Gordon moment" is when some bloke called him a "stupid faced cunt". That was a classic, never to be repeated. Your kebab cart failed too then? Cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 An utter cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 Your kebab cart failed too then? Cunt!Your kebab cart failed too then? Cunt!Another stunning example of The Bumshine's plodding pedestrian wit. What a wag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 Another stunning example of The Bumshine's plodding pedestrian wit. What a wag! I smiled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 Another stunning example of The Bumshine's plodding pedestrian wit. What a wag! So good you quoted it twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 It's so obvious that the people in these shows have been told just to let him do his hardman act and don't react. Nobody with an ounce of fucking self-respect would take what this cunt dishes out without thumping the bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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