Fifty Year Old Constables

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Okay, so it was a fair cop, I was doing 48mph in a 40 zone. (The fact that it was 5am with perfect visibility and no other traffic within a mile doesn't matter, I get that.) Have some of my money, with my gratitude for the great job you're doing on behalf of the law-abiding majority, jumping out from behind a wall with your gay little speed gun . JUST DON'T GIVE ME A CONDESCENDING 10-MINUTE LECTURE ON STOPPING DISTANCES YOU SOUR-FACED CUNT. I UNDERSTAND FUCKING PHYSICS. NOW, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU FAILED YOUR SERGEANT'S EXAM IN THE LAST 30 YEARS, I WONDER? YOU'RE CERTAINLY IN THE RIGHT JOB FOR A BITTER LITTLE MAN WITH NO PROSPECTS OTHER THAN A LONELY DEATH IN A VERMIN-INFESTED BEDSIT, HOPEFULLY SOMETIME SOON. Is what I should have said, instead of