Martin Mahoney

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Mr Mahoney was a burglar serving time at HMP Highpoint in Suffolk when his cell was searched. In order to avoid losing the mobile phone that prison officers were looking for, he shoved it up his arse along with an entire charger too. Nothing was found in the search but unfortunately for Martin both devices promptly got stuck. He spent days trying to get them out, until the devices eventually broke apart inside him. Close to passing out in agony he was forced to confess what he had done to prison staff. He required more than 200 internal stitches and surgeons removed a part of his bladder. Fucking stupid cunt.