CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Mine was a pair of mum's old tights with just one leg filled with tangerines, walnuts, that sticky and poisonous ballon stuff in a tube, Terry's chocolate orange, Guinness book of records, Top Trumps, fucking nuts again, dates and more fruit from the bowl downstairs. I loved it all. I'd always pretend to be asleep when she dragged it in over my bed at one in the morning. She farted once on exit the horrible cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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