CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 If you live in, or have ever ventured into, the countryside you may have see one of these flat cap- headed Neanderthal fuckwits storming around a country lane. They are easy to spot as they all drive with their Barbour-clad elbow sticking out of the window of their mud-spattered land rover. Usually employed directly or indirectly by Lord Algernon Lotsawonga-Ponsonby-Shitface, their job is to raise and protect as many pheasants and/or partridges as they possibly can and, when the time comes, organise a gang of little bumpkins to charge around flapping their arms in an attempt to scare the birds into flying towards the waiting guns of Lord Algernon and his chums. If you haven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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