CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 A bunch of more low-rent dimwitted charlatans would be hard to find. The sort of people who keep telling you how honest they are because you'd have to count your fingers after shaking their hands. The women mostly look like pigs and the men like they live - and sleep - with their mums. Scattered among the endless Karcher pressure washers and car shine sprays there's chavvy fashion and crappy halogen ovens. Rings available in XXXL to fit on fingers fatter than a Roman emporer's. Typical non-pressure washer merchandise: control-top panties. Typical quote: "look at how crispy that deep-fried pork fat is. Oooh, yum, yum, piggy's bum!". Makes sitty old QVC look like Harrods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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