72 Virgins

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So, you've abandoned your Western beliefs and have converted to Islam, you've slapped on your explosive satchel and are off down Lewisham high street to blow a few southern puffs up. What was the icing on the cake for you? what was the tipping point? was it the 72 virgins that did it for you? did the description of the full breasts and appetising virginas get your attention? Islamic scholars describe them thus so it must be true. Appetising virginas....... that in itself sounds fucking suspicious to me. 72 high class hookers with the sexual ethics of a Los Angeles porn star would seem more appropriate but even then there are problems. For most of the last 19 years I have been waiting for Mrs Rothers to shut the fuck up, and I have still not succumbed to the urge to strangle her while she sleeps but thats only one woman. Her and another 71 to contend with and I'd be getting peter Sutcliffe type urges. 72 virgins eh? all wearing the Niqab I'll bet. It'll look like the invasion of the fucking Daleks. fall for that and you're a cunt.