Prams

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Fuck off with your fucking prams/buggies/pushchairs. Whatever name you want to give your nasty devils chariots. Horrible, ugly cunting things that they are. Getting in everyone's way and taking up the whole pavement. They never fold down properly. You need a degree in mechanics to put the fucking bastard things together, and they're always dirty and covered in bits of half-chewed biscuits and toast crumbs and other disgusting crap. And seriously, how big do they need to be? some cunt of a mother had one the size of a fucking train, and with about 30 screaming kids sitting in it in H&M the other day. She seemed to think that it was perfectly acceptable to leave her pram sideways along the entire rail of clothes while she looked through the small part of it that was not covered by her gigantic brat-mobile. It clearly did not matter to her that someone else might want to look at the clothes. No, she has a pram and she has children therefore she is clearly more important than everyone else. No, the only difference between her and me is that she is a cunt and her cunt is baggier than mine. Ever heard of a sling for fucks sake??