The full english breakfast

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As you get up for your breakfast this morning, I wonder if you fancy tucking into:12 rashers of bacon ,12 sausages ,Six eggs, Four black pudding slices. Four slices of bread and butter ,Four slices of toast ,Four slices of fried bread ,Two hash browns ,Eight-egg cheese and potato omelette ,Saute potatoes, Mushrooms, Beans, Tomatoes...6,000 calories in all. This is called the Kidz breakfast because it weighs more than a newborn infant. The greedy cunt in the picture polished it off in 26 minutes. Fucking amazing, cos the skeletal bastard doesn't look like he could handle a fucking twix. Are there any health benefits to habitually eating bacon, egg, sausage and beans?.....none whatsoever, but it tastes great and sets you up for the day....Back to the sugar free cereal and grapefruit juice, you greedy cunt.