Werner Heisenberg and his fucking uncertainty principle

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German theoretical physicist who posited that for a moving particle such as an electron, the more precisely one measures the position, the less exact the best possible measurement of its momentum (mass times velocity), and vice versa. Simple enough isn't it? Moving on then......The least possible uncertainty of position times momentum is specified by Planck's constant, h. A parallel uncertainty exists between measurements involving time and energy (and other so-called conjugate variables in quantum mechanics). Got that? GOOD! now we can move on to the nitty gritty. WAS HE A CUNT? he was certainly a clever cunt.