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People Waving You Off.


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They stand there for ages wanting to wave you off, see the last vestige of you in case you die in a motorway pile up (or worse, a motorway service station). Your seat belt always gets caught in the door, then you stall the engine, then a wasp flies through the window, all the time they stand there waving. It's obvious their arm is hurting and their smile is waning and so is yours, turning to a fixed grimace of barely concealed hatred for the situation, and your patience has gone for a burton and you just want to get the hell out of there and the stress is so bad that you actually stop breathing and when eventually you get away and turn that corner and breathe it is such a blessed relief you make a pact with yourself NEVER to visit those people again.

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