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I'm gagging for coffee and a bacon sarnie after driving for 3 hours with no breakfast and decide to treat myself to a pit stop at this place. They sell toasted bacon sandwiches which haven't been toasted yet but are done fresh to order - so, I order one with an Americano to sit down (I'm posh like that). The bacon sandwich takes 15 fucking minutes to come and when it does it's a cheese and tomato sandwich wrapped in paper and oozing what can only be described as pus from the bag. I can't even bring myself to try it and return it to the counter saying "this is not a good experience I am having - i would like my money back". They refund me the sarnie but not eh fucking coffee so I stand there and gulp it down in front of them. I left, fuming and hungry. I hate these cunts with a vengeance and swear to god next time I am making sandwiches to take with me.

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