Roadkill Posted May 6, 2022 Report Share Posted May 6, 2022 19 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: In recent months Kristen has lit up the red carpet at the Oscars with her luminous beauty, and dazzled aboard the Chanel Cruise. Truly delightful. He speaks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 6, 2022 Report Share Posted May 6, 2022 34 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: In recent months Kristen has lit up the red carpet at the Oscars with her luminous beauty, and dazzled aboard the Chanel Cruise. Truly delightful. I can't say I'm even the slightest bit tempted by her rancid porridge slot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 6, 2022 Report Share Posted May 6, 2022 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I can't say I'm even the slightest bit tempted by her rancid porridge slot. Porridge slot? Salted or with sugar? I could be wrong, Baws, but something tells me she'd not be interested in the contents of your blue and white saltire patterned y-fronts either, given that she's a dirty, fermented fish-smelling, clit sucking lesbo. I'd probably lend her one, if she paid me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 25 minutes ago, Goober said: Porridge slot? Salted or with sugar? I could be wrong, Baws, but something tells me she'd not be interested in the contents of your blue and white saltire patterned y-fronts either, given that she's a dirty, fermented fish-smelling, clit sucking lesbo. I'd probably lend her one, if she paid me. Seeing as she's been involved with men as well as women, should she not be classed as bisexual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Seeing as she's been involved with men as well as women, should she not be classed as bisexual? I think it depends what passed the fleshy gates last. Bisexual is just the polite way of saying slag or @Neil during the apocalypse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I think it depends what passed the fleshy gates last. Bisexual is just the polite way of saying slag or @Neil during the apocalypse. Her name escapes me right now, but I reckon her girlfriend is tidy too. Can't be arsed to Google it right now, maybe Dylan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 I overcame my lethargy. It's Dylan Meyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 Just now, Carl Sway said: I overcame my lethargy. It's Dylan Meyer. I wonder who's the dominant one? Unless they just rent out Will Smith from the slaphead whenever they're feeling frisky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I wonder who's the dominant one? Unless they just rent out Will Smith from the slaphead whenever they're feeling frisky. I would imagine Kristen is the boss, being the multi-millionaire and all, unless she's into being belittled, of course. Crikey, I'm thinking about them going at it hammer and tongs à la Blue is The Warmest Colour. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 18 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: I would imagine Kristen is the boss, being the multi-millionaire and all, unless she's into being belittled, of course. Crikey, I'm thinking about them going at it hammer and tongs à la Blue is The Warmest Colour. I imagine that Kristin has, if you're a bloke, a blue waffle flange that you could plunge your bottle of Grolsch into to chill it. She's handsome, for a bird, but if you're lusting after that, you're definitely in the closet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 7 minutes ago, Goober said: I imagine that Kristin has, if you're a bloke, a blue waffle flange that you could plunge your bottle of Grolsch into to chill it. She's handsome, for a bird, but if you're lusting after that, you're definitely in the closet. Wow, try and actually make sense. Good grief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 Had to google it to remind me what it looks like, a bit fucking rough but dirty as a 3 week old wank sock I reckon. I would but i'd probably piss on her afterwards rather than kiss it goodnight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 12 hours ago, Goober said: Porridge slot? Salted or with sugar? Salt, of course, unless I've turned severely diabetic without realising. Anybody got any Fehling's reagent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Salt, of course, unless I've turned severely diabetic without realising. Anybody got any Fehling's reagent? This is an H.P. Lovecraft thread now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is an H.P. Lovecraft thread now. Herbert West? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 15 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Wow, try and actually make sense. Good grief. Get off my fucking site. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Herbert West? Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 18 hours ago, Carl Sway said: In recent months Kristen has lit up the red carpet at the Oscars with her luminous beauty, and dazzled aboard the Chanel Cruise. Truly delightful. Jesus wept. It's only taken you four and a half months to work out how to solve your software issue. Explain precisely why I shouldn't call you a painfully thick and unskilled oaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 7, 2022 Report Share Posted May 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Jesus wept. It's only taken you four and a half months to work out how to solve your software issue. Explain precisely why I shouldn't call you a painfully thick and unskilled oaf. Shut up you daft old fool. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 On 07/05/2022 at 13:06, Neil said: Had to google it to remind me what it looks like, a bit fucking rough but dirty as a 3 week old wank sock I reckon. I would but i'd probably piss on her afterwards rather than kiss it goodnight. I've said it before Neil, you could make a mint writing for Mills & Boon "As he roughly took her up the dirtbox, atop the piss, spunk and shit stained mattress in the back of his Bedford Rascal Rape van, his mind suddenly turned to thoughts of disposal. Those extra dozen bags of cement and ballast he's got from B&Q last month would come in handy" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 On 07/05/2022 at 19:40, Penelope Alive said: Shut up you daft old fool. Kill yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 Yesterday I purchased the film Spencer, in Asda. I wonder if it will live up to the hype? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Yesterday I purchased the film Spencer, in Asda. I wonder if it will live up to the hype? Stupid little cunt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 14 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Yesterday I purchased the film Spencer, in Asda. I wonder if it will live up to the hype? I had to look it up. It won't be looked on favourably. They've completely ignored the facts and cast a white woman in the role of the oppressed Diana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 6 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Yesterday I purchased the film Spencer, in Asda. I wonder if it will live up to the hype? Ooh Betty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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