CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Modelling my career on the sexless pop spastic Cliff Richard, I have succeeded only in: 1) Behaving like a mockney cunt with no discernible talent; 2) Knocking up chav birds, who I then leave for a brainless, silicone-titted "Slack Alice" whose only achievement to date is chafing my bell-end; 3) Being more of a cunt than anyone could possibly envisage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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