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Albatross Woman: Albatross... Albatross. ALBATROSS. [looks to someone in the crowd] Albatross Woman: You're not supposed to be smoking that. Albatross. Someone in the crowd: What flavour is it? What flavour is it? Albatross Woman: Seagull sickle... Pelican bon-bon... ALBATROSS. Wife: I will have two ice creams, please. Albatross Woman: I don't have any ice creams, I've just got this albatross. ALBATROSS. Wife: What flavour is it? Albatross Woman: ...Well it's an albatross. Isn't it? It's not any bloody flavour. ALBATROSS. Wife: It's got to be some flavour, I mean everything's got a flavour. Albatross Woman: All right. All right. It's bloody... albatross flavour... Bleedin' seabird bleedin' flavour. ALBATROSS. Wife: You get wafers with it? Albatross Woman: Of course you don't getting fucking wafers with it, you cunt. It's a fucking albatross isn't it.

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