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When Other People Mock Someone Elses Misfortune
fucking loser lol
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 2:17 pm
When Other People Mock Someone Elses Misfortune
I consider laughing at the misfortune of others to be a great ability.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 1:26 pm
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Alright Lads!
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 12:43 pm
When Other People Mock Someone Elses Misfortune
I like Bee Keepers.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 12:33 pm
Pretend Millionaire
Fancy going to Nando's anyone?
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 12:30 pm
Jokes
A chap from a local charity called to the house the other day collecting donations for a new swimming pool. I gave him a cup of water.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 12:29 pm
Jokes
What do you use a wombat for? Playing wom.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 12:28 pm
Cunts Who Do Not Pay Attention To Skin Cancer
I love that new Bupa advert "One day Mary felt a bump... It was cancer. The doctor put her in a nice room and she felt better" She still had cancer though. They don't tell you that.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 12:27 pm
Cricket Jokes
Just bought a copy of International Cricket 2010 for my Xbox, but the disc is broken. I'm looking for a Pakistani now, I've heard they're fucking good at fixing cricket games.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 12:26 pm
Pretend Millionaire
"Kademah" - is he back?, I didn't think "Notwhoyouthink"'s comments were that bad, mine have been worse!.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 12:25 pm
Pretend Millionaire
Interesting thread, funny how my lame imitation of the catch phrase "Easy Target, wate of time", with "xxxx id for poor people" has metamorphosed into me being a pretend millionaire. For the record, the only Bentley I have is 1/67 scale, I have a few quid, I employ a few people and making sure they weather the recession with a job and a pay packet is satisfaction enough for me. It might even be sufficient to get me through the pearly gates if my musings on here are not accounted for. Onward and Upward Cunsters!
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 12:23 pm
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 7:55 pm
I'm going to start within a new tv series which will be on BBC3. I will be playing a bad-tempered git who pretends to be a millionaire whereas Mathew Horne plays a caravan cleaner who wants to move to Australia.
Also the new series will star Simon Brodkin as the fake millionaire's KFC obsessed friend.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 10:11 am
When Other People Mock Someone Elses Misfortune
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 4:15 pm
What nonsense. "In my shop, everything is best". Check it out.
You are a shopkeeper?
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 9:50 am
Good morning Gibson1986
There might be questios about its orgin but this apple seems to be pretty solid inside
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 9:48 am
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 6:46 pm
Notwhoyouthink - did not take long for you to revert to type eh? No more Mr. nice guy?
Indeed, very strange for someone who purports to be a newbie, "what kind of site is this?" Actually both Admin and myself know exactly who Notquitewhoyouthink is (not Kreed). Admin thought we should hold back on termination and give Kademah/MrBalls/Et Alone chance. Since he has very quickly started to rub people the wrong way, I'd say he has blown it......
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 9:16 am
Pretend Millionaire
BTW, I am a millionairess! My name is Paris Hilton and I drive a Rolls Royce.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 8:21 am
Pretend Millionaire
Littlewing, I think you have missed the whole point to this site and are taking it far too seriously. NOBODY, and I mean nobody are what they seem on here so it just makes you look a bit daft pontificating as to the true virtues of life. It ain't rocket science LW, we are all fairly intelligent adults on here. I'm truly happy for you that you are surrounded by a loving family and that must have been a great comfort to you when you lost your folks, but if Cunty wants to either pretend or boast as to his millionaire status then I don't give a monkeys , so long as he is making me giggle which is ithe whole reason I log on here! Cunty is a great contributor to this site and i dn't feel entirely comfortable with a thread being dedicated to him - thought that was against the rules? You also have to take a bit of pisstaking especially as a newbie, it is all in jest, I promise. You are welcome to take the piss right back at me anytime. Just make me laught, that's all.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 8:19 am
Good morning Gibson1986
Apples can sometimes look ok on the outside but actually be rotten at the core.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 11:10 pm
Pretend Millionaire
We are all a little touchy on here are we not folks? It is plain obvious that people who pretend to be milionaires are cunts. I said that and basically everybody on teh thread has said that so what is aggro the and abuse for?
Friday, September 3, 2010, 10:55 pm
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:51 pm
Oh yeah, and another thing - you are obviously a skint mofo. Living in rented accomodation no doubt with a live in landlord/landlady, going to your ma's for Sunday lunch - only vitamins you are gonna get this week.
There is nothing obvious to you about me. Obviously. You don't know me. Some may say I'm a "mofo" but I aint skint and I don't live in a rented pad. So, I don't have a landlord/lady.My mother died last September, and my father died the November prior to that. I prepare my own meals. If you feel like making anything else up about me please do so. If I feel like responding I will. If I think you're talking a load of old shit, like you just have , then I won't respond. Each to their own.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 10:23 pm
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:57 pm
Fuckin' pasty cunts need to get down KFC.
A high fat diet is very unhealthy. Perhaps they could eat some cunt who is a patron of KFC? Just the lean bits though. Or perhaps they could carry on eating what they themselves choose without some other cunt preaching?
Friday, September 3, 2010, 10:10 pm
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:46 pm
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 7:57 pm
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
When people are not very happy and satisfied with who they really are they live a 'pretend' lifestyle inventing such luxuries as Bentleys and millions of pounds. It does not really bother me to be honest. I have fuck all and to be honest I am happy with having fuck all. These pretend millionaires think, for some reason or an other, that if they dream up a life of luxury they are better people. I think they are sad.
I must say I tend to agree with you. A lot of people think that someone is a "better" person if they have more money, a new car etc. What nonsense. Perhaps a better person is one who concentrates less on the acquisition of material things, and more on the "spiritual" side of things. Whatever THEY perceive that to be. We're not here for long.
You talk a load of old shit and are jealous of Cunty for aspiring to having a few bob. Each to thier own ,but don't preach to the rest of us about 'spirituality' over 'material' putleeeeze.
I'm not the jealous type. I have a few bob of my own. But, what makes me really happy is knowing some fantastic people, who would help me if I needed it. Also, having a fantastic woman who loves me, and two sons who also love me. The relationship I have with these three people is worth more than all the money in the world. That's because this sort of relationship is life it's self. Like you say, each to their own. I would never preach so please don't accuse me of that. You can do what you want. I was only saying what I thought. If you think differently, so be it and good luck.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 10:06 pm
Pretend Millionaire
Sounds good to me. The running's going alright for me lately too. Dare I say it, injury free. Good luck with the race(s).
Friday, September 3, 2010, 9:06 pm
Pretend Millionaire
Always a pleasure - never a pain, as they say. I'm toying with the idea of an early night. Got a couple of running races lined up for the weekend. Need my carbs and rest.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 9:01 pm
Pretend Millionaire
2nd can, only a quick visit here. Watching those England cunts for some reason.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:59 pm
PEOPLE WH ARE ALWAYS MOANING ABOUT GIBSON
It's because he's a bullshitting cunt.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:58 pm
Pretend Millionaire
Eveing Flinty. Stella count?
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:57 pm
Vegetarians
Fuckin' pasty cunts need to get down KFC.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:57 pm
Pretend Millionaire
Meow!!!
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:56 pm
Pretend Millionaire
Oh yeah, and another thing - you are obviously a skint mofo. Living in rented accomodation no doubt with a live in landlord/landlady, going to your ma's for Sunday lunch - only vitamins you are gonna get this week.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:51 pm
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 7:57 pm
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
When people are not very happy and satisfied with who they really are they live a 'pretend' lifestyle inventing such luxuries as Bentleys and millions of pounds. It does not really bother me to be honest. I have fuck all and to be honest I am happy with having fuck all. These pretend millionaires think, for some reason or an other, that if they dream up a life of luxury they are better people. I think they are sad.
I must say I tend to agree with you. A lot of people think that someone is a "better" person if they have more money, a new car etc. What nonsense. Perhaps a better person is one who concentrates less on the acquisition of material things, and more on the "spiritual" side of things. Whatever THEY perceive that to be. We're not here for long.
You talk a load of old shit and are jealous of Cunty for aspiring to having a few bob. Each to thier own ,but don't preach to the rest of us about 'spirituality' over 'material' putleeeeze.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:46 pm
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 7:55 pm
I'm going to start within a new tv series which will be on BBC3. I will be playing a bad-tempered git who pretends to be a millionaire whereas Mathew Horne plays a caravan cleaner who wants to move to Australia.
Corden - you haven't included 'Alright lads' in that dialogue - you feeling alright?
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:44 pm
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:06 pm
A few years ago there was a man from carlisle who told everyone he had won £2 million on the lottery and then lived the life of Riley for several months afterwards, oddly if peope think you're a millionaire they will often let you have goods and services for free or allow you longer to pay, he eventually got caught out and finished up in prison, a police officer commented that the City of London was actually full of pretend millionaires but because they knew how to manipulate shares they were allowed to get away with it.
Oh. That's nice.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:11 pm
Pretend Millionaire
A few years ago there was a man from carlisle who told everyone he had won £2 million on the lottery and then lived the life of Riley for several months afterwards, oddly if peope think you're a millionaire they will often let you have goods and services for free or allow you longer to pay, he eventually got caught out and finished up in prison, a police officer commented that the City of London was actually full of pretend millionaires but because they knew how to manipulate shares they were allowed to get away with it.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:06 pm
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:01 pm
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 7:55 pm
I'm going to start within a new tv series which will be on BBC3. I will be playing a bad-tempered git who pretends to be a millionaire whereas Mathew Horne plays a caravan cleaner who wants to move to Australia.
Hello James . I quite simply do not find you funny. You can be as fat as you like, although you can't possibly be healthy at your size. Anyway, fat or not, I find you very mediocre in the comedy league.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:02 pm
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 7:55 pm
I'm going to start within a new tv series which will be on BBC3. I will be playing a bad-tempered git who pretends to be a millionaire whereas Mathew Horne plays a caravan cleaner who wants to move to Australia.
Hello James . I quite simply do not find you funny. You can be as fat as you like, although you can't possibly be healthy bat your size. Anyway, fat or not, I find you very mediocre in the comedy league.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:01 pm
Stonehenge Visitor Centre at £25m
I still think it would have been a bargain
Friday, September 3, 2010, 8:00 pm
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
When people are not very happy and satisfied with who they really are they live a 'pretend' lifestyle inventing such luxuries as Bentleys and millions of pounds. It does not really bother me to be honest. I have fuck all and to be honest I am happy with having fuck all. These pretend millionaires think, for some reason or an other, that if they dream up a life of luxury they are better people. I think they are sad.
I must say I tend to agree with you. A lot of people think that someone is a "better" person if they have more money, a new car etc. What nonsense. Perhaps a better person is one who concentrates less on the acquisition of material things, and more on the "spiritual" side of things. Whatever THEY perceive that to be. We're not here for long.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 7:57 pm
Pretend Millionaire
I'm going to start within a new tv series which will be on BBC3. I will be playing a bad-tempered git who pretends to be a millionaire whereas Mathew Horne plays a caravan cleaner who wants to move to Australia.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 7:55 pm
Rachel Riley the new cunt on Countdown
Quote: Monday, May 10, 2010, 10:03 pm
Mere words cannot do justice to her luminous loveliness. Such beauty is hard to describe, it transcends language.
And it is now King benny
Friday, September 3, 2010, 7:46 pm
Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 11:02 am
Come back Benny, all is forgiven, for a while anyway. Rant over.
At least Benny's digs are by and large subtle and thought provoking and after al lthis is Cunts Corner.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 7:44 pm
Gibsons Neverending run of bad luck.
Gibson/Apple's heart seems to be i the right place and I do think that the piss taking on his part is unintentional ... Its just a pity that he blew it all in one foolish act
Friday, September 3, 2010, 7:39 pm
Pretend Millionaire
Notwhoyouthink - did not take long for you to revert to type eh? No more Mr. nice guy?
Friday, September 3, 2010, 6:46 pm
Threads On Cunts Corner
Yes.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 6:06 pm
Pretend Millionaire
Actually ome to think of it, pretend millionaires are as sad as those who pretend to have had holidays in Australia.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 5:33 pm
When People Bring Their Home Issues To Work
LittleWing, the Applescruff lad is full of lies. Don't believe anything he says. Complete and utter doom merchant.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 5:32 pm
Pretend Millionaire
When people are not very happy and satisfied with who they really are they live a 'pretend' lifestyle inventing such luxuries as Bentleys and millions of pounds. It does not really bother me to be honest. I have fuck all and to be honest I am happy with having fuck all. These pretend millionaires think, for some reason or an other, that if they dream up a life of luxury they are better people. I think they are sad.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
Pretend Millionaire
I don't get this thread.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 4:16 pm
When Other People Mock Someone Elses Misfortune
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Quote: Friday, September 3, 2010, 12:10 am
Quote: Thursday, September 2, 2010, 9:40 pm
I often drive by the job centre in the Bentley and mock the unemployed.
How very unpleasant of you.
Everyone should have an incentive to better themselves.
What nonsense. "In my shop, everything is best". Check it out.
Friday, September 3, 2010, 4:15 pm
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