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Latest Comments
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Sunday, May 20, 2012, 12:01 am
I'm not sure about blues drinks....not he sort of thing i'd go for.
Blues drinks? dont get it Spot.
Sunday, May 20, 2012, 12:06 am
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: properkhunt @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:26 pm
No chance of a happy hour?
Its been quite a happy few hours. Judge and Jelly have been a bit grumpy but we've found some dominoes. Maybe that'll keep em quiet for a bit.
Sunday, May 20, 2012, 12:05 am
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
I'm not sure about blues drinks....not he sort of thing i'd go for.
Sunday, May 20, 2012, 12:01 am
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | Rothers
LOL
Sunday, May 20, 2012, 12:01 am
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Time for another Stella. (fuck it, it's the weekend)
Sunday, May 20, 2012, 12:00 am
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:54 pm
I've not heard of that one....mouthwash eh?
Local colloquialism. It was either me or "cant put pete" that named it. He was a shit golfer hence the name.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:59 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | cuntspotter
Doh!
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:58 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:56 pm
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:51 pm
Who's Zeds? sounds like a lucky bastard if you ask me.
....cartoon sleep...
Oh, spot..... I got it.. You're killing the gag
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:57 pm
The Olympic Torch
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: ToryCunt @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:54 pm
Couldn't we have just lit a fire here? The whole fucking thing is a cunt.
It'll come to that before long. We are living in the age of accountability.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:56 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:51 pm
Who's Zeds? sounds like a lucky bastard if you ask me.
....cartoon sleep...
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:56 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
I've not heard of that one....mouthwash eh?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:54 pm
The Olympic Torch
Posted By | ToryCunt
Quoted: judgetwi @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:19 pm
Fuck the fucking Olympics. What i want to know is how they were allowed to take this flaming torch on a plane? Surely that breaks every H&S regulation in the book? And if they switched it off until it landed why not just get your lighter and 20 Marlboro out on the tarmac at Heathrow and stop FUCKING ABOUT!!!
I quite agree, but not just that, what about the fucking cost and the waste of fuel and the so called 'carbon footprint' just to fly a fucking miner's lamp x-thousand miles. If it was the Queen or the prime minister flying on a private jet, there'd be uproar among liberal tree-hugging anarchist types, but yet it's ok to fly a gas lamp on its own private jet? Couldn't we have just lit a fire here? The whole fucking thing is a cunt.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:54 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | Rothers
Sounds more like a bribe. I advise caution.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:53 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | raging-nutter
I am on a promise, get to bed now and get a blow job, or stay downstairs and have a wank, going to bed, night
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:51 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | Rothers
Who's Zeds? sounds like a lucky bastard if you ask me.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:51 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Mouthwash was a favourite at the Shiny Sheff. That was a pint of stella and a bottle of WCKD blue. Drink half the stella then top it with the wicked. That had some of the pikeys urinating where they were sat. Not really a popular thing to do in lodgemoor which was a bit of a money area, pikeys notwithstanding.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:50 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | cuntspotter
Memsahib Spotter is tucked away safely in the scratcher...blowing zeds as we speak.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:49 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | Rothers
Mrs Rothers has just come home pissed. Sh'e just ro roed upstairs and ro roed to bed. My esteem has just taken a kicking.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:47 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | cuntspotter
.......slow down a bit..I'm taking notes.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:46 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
I remember a gang of gay hairdressers drinking in my old local. Two alcopops in a pint glass topped up with double vodkas, they were always as pissed as cartwheels.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:45 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | raging-nutter
Ro Ro sex is also good Roll on Roll off. typical pissed sex, no kissing no cuddles, highly recommended
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:45 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
That pint of vaodke has fcuked my pselling up
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:44 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Pints of vodka all round. The drinks are on Rev tonight.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:42 pm
The Voice UK
Posted By | cuntspotter
I am cringeing at the thought of it
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:38 pm
The Voice UK
Posted By | raging-nutter
Louis would probably love it, as long as Frank used the long handled teflon frying pan
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:36 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Hey, fuck it. I'm smiling.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:27 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | properkhunt
No chance of a happy hour?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:26 pm
The Voice UK
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:22 pm
Louis Walsh is a total cunt, smarmy fuckwit who should be sodomised with a saucepan handle by the unstable Frank Bruno
Fucking hell, that's a stark image.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:25 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | spuffweasel
Holy fuck.....
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:24 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: spuffweasel @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:22 pm
Heavy queers ? Like Biggins ?
Similar, yeah
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:23 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | spuffweasel
Heavy queers ? Like Biggins ?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:22 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Big Phil and Big Ian. (virtual bouncers but I figure they'll do for now)
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:22 pm
Petrol of Coffee?
Posted By | dirtyoldcat
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:16 pm
Quoted: dirtyoldcat @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:14 pm
My sincere apologies Judge. I will endeavour to search high and low before posting again. Legalcunt
No need to apologise, he's a complete cockend and used to being told so. Don't give him an apology, he wouldn't know what to do with it. He finds them confusing.
..And a dirty old queer to boot I see.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:22 pm
The Voice UK
Posted By | raging-nutter
Louis Walsh is a total cunt, smarmy fuckwit who should be sodomised with a saucepan handle by the unstable Frank Bruno
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:22 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Who are the bouncers tonight? Combi has done the doors previously.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:21 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: spuffweasel @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:18 pm
Errrm. Ok. I heard that you woz talking about me round by the bogs, and that you said that she said that I was after his boyfriend. You naughty man.
You'll end up going home with a sore bum if you keep talking like that. Theres some real heavy queers in here and Judge is not afraid to pay them.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:20 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:16 pm
Quoted: spuffweasel @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:13 pm
Is it quiz night in here, or are we vying for who can have the fucking campest squabble ??
......Sharp intake of breath...folds arms.
Classic defensive posture. Odd because that's the one position you don't want to be in if you get attacked. Go and see the bouncers for lessons
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:18 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | spuffweasel
Errrm. Ok. I heard that you woz talking about me round by the bogs, and that you said that she said that I was after his boyfriend. You naughty man.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:18 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | raging-nutter
The worst cunts at blocking pavements are the wankers riding mobility scooters, weaving around or aiming at any target they like, fucking uninsured cunts
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:17 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: spuffweasel @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:13 pm
Is it quiz night in here, or are we vying for who can have the fucking campest squabble ??
. It seems to get a bit camp from time to time..it depends who's around.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:17 pm
Petrol of Coffee?
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: dirtyoldcat @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:14 pm
My sincere apologies Judge. I will endeavour to search high and low before posting again. Legalcunt
No need to apologise, he's a complete cockend and used to being told so. Don't give him an apology, he wouldn't know what to do with it. He finds them confusing.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:16 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: spuffweasel @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:13 pm
Is it quiz night in here, or are we vying for who can have the fucking campest squabble ??
......Sharp intake of breath...folds arms.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:16 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Go on then Spuff. Set something going
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:14 pm
Petrol of Coffee?
Posted By | dirtyoldcat
My sincere apologies Judge. I will endeavour to search high and low before posting again. Legalcunt
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:14 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | spuffweasel
Is it quiz night in here, or are we vying for who can have the fucking campest squabble ??
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:13 pm
Wiping one's arse, only to realise after getting up that there's more soil in the chud pipe
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: properkhunt @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:00 pm
Constipated stools. Chances are you have farmers too.
..... That will lead to skidmarks in glorious technicolour.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:12 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: judgetwi @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:09 pm
Ageist , sexist , pointless.
Plagiarism, plagiarism plag...... you get the picture!
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:12 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Good night Judge, sleep tight.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:11 pm
Petrol of Coffee?
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: judgetwi @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:06 pm
Been done before but with correct spelling.
C,mon son! Deep breaths..... make the bad thoughts go away. Remember your happy place? lets go there now. On three....... one.... two.......
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:10 pm
Queens Diamond Jubilee
Posted By | properkhunt
Such a fantastic event we all can look forward to, along with the 30th olympiad. Something special to look forward to. Meanwhile meltdown in the european banking sector can't touch us. Good to see the mass populous are still highly malleable cunts.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:09 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | judgetwi
Ageist , sexist , pointless.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:09 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: judgetwi @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:03 pm
What a load of shit. How often does this happen? More pertinent are the teenage slags with their prams and pushchairs who think they own the pavement, not to mention the buses , trains and shops. Try getting in their way and you'll get a bit more than a brushed shoulder. You load of soft gays!
..Here he is with his "gay" talk again.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:08 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:05 pm
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:59 pm
They are not cunts, but their politicians are.
OK Spot.... who can we take the piss out of then?
..... Well, try their politicians for a start who ride on the coat tails of an extremely popular military. Veterans in france are treated way better than ours. They are deeply respected by the population at large. Their useless populations are very quick, as are ours, to wrap themselves in the flag when it suits them....cunts....but then that's all politicians isn't it?
OK, Sarkozy, you cant drive a tank for shit!, Hollande, March in time and point that fucking rifle the other way you hopeless little troll.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:07 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | spuffweasel
I'll line a shite for you babes ;-) Now don't be a touchy monkey ! Just gaggin witch yo ass. Ha ha ;-)
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:07 pm
The Olympic Torch
Posted By | r-soles
I noticed that cunt Beckham had his smug,shit-eating grin,on when he was brandishing the torch,that cunt will do anything to get in the papers.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:06 pm
Petrol of Coffee?
Posted By | judgetwi
Been done before but with correct spelling.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:06 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | cuntspotter
Useless populations? That should read politicians.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:06 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: judgetwi @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:03 pm
What a load of shit. How often does this happen? More pertinent are the teenage slags with their prams and pushchairs who think they own the pavement, not to mention the buses , trains and shops. Try getting in their way and you'll get a bit more than a brushed shoulder. You load of soft gays!
Fluoxetine. It will help.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:05 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:59 pm
They are not cunts, but their politicians are.
OK Spot.... who can we take the piss out of then?
..... Well, try their politicians for a start who ride on the coat tails of an extremely popular military. Veterans in france are treated way better than ours. They are deeply respected by the population at large. Their useless populations are very quick, as are ours, to wrap themselves in the flag when it suits them....cunts....but then that's all politicians isn't it?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:05 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | judgetwi
What a load of shit. How often does this happen? More pertinent are the teenage slags with their prams and pushchairs who think they own the pavement, not to mention the buses , trains and shops. Try getting in their way and you'll get a bit more than a brushed shoulder. You load of soft gays!
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:03 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: spuffweasel @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:59 pm
Chocolate bards ?????!!!! Is that like a confectionary black Shakespeare, you depraved racist sex spastic ??
Tell you what.. go down that route, then track back and allow for typo's due to it being late on a Saturday night and weigh up which you think most likely. If you still can't pick, get back to me and I'll shine a light for you.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:02 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:45 pm
Which in turn raises the question of their reticence to use it.
. They only do anything for themselves....they don't give a fuck about anyone else... a bit like we should be.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:02 pm
Wiping one's arse, only to realise after getting up that there's more soil in the chud pipe
Posted By | spuffweasel
Dunno, but I recently received a subsidy to build a massive fucking pond in my undercrackers....
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:02 pm
The backroom boys at Gillette
Posted By | r-soles
Quoted: judgetwi @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:28 pm
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:25 pm
Bunch of rip-off cunts. How many blades do we need for fuck�s sake? I shave with a Bic disposable and a couple of drops of olive oil and never get razor burn or wallet burn. Jelly top tip here, DON�T buy: (a) pre-shave products that you immediately scrape off with the 50 blade razor (b) after shave which takes all the natural skin oils away (c) moisturiser to replace the oils you�ve just got rid of (d) post shave balms to soothe all the fuckin damage you've just done.
You poof.
Surely you mean 'You fucking puff'
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:02 pm
Wiping one's arse, only to realise after getting up that there's more soil in the chud pipe
Posted By | properkhunt
Constipated stools. Chances are you have farmers too.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:00 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:58 pm
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:43 pm
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:41 pm
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:37 pm
One thing i will say about the Italians, their military has the worlds most unique tanks, 6 speed gearboxes, 1 forwrad 5 reverse
Better design than the French I suppose. They neglected to add fuel tanks. In retrospect it was a wise decision though......
Indeed and both nations are exceptional white flag waving experts
... In 1954 at Dien Bien Phu, Lt Col Andre lalande rather than surrender, blew up his ammo dumps and then led a bayonet charge of Legionnaires against superior odds of 20-1 Viet Minh. They fought to the last bullet. The french military traditionally are a good outfit, their downfall has been piss poor politicians. I saw the legion hold Sarajevo airport under extraordinary conditions. They also held northern Albanian town of KUKES against Kosovan bandits and irregulars who were massacreing civilians by the thousand. They are not cunts, but their politicians are.
OK Spot.... who can we take the piss out of then?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:59 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | spuffweasel
Chocolate bards ?????!!!! Is that like a confectionary black Shakespeare, you depraved racist sex spastic ??
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:59 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:43 pm
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:41 pm
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:37 pm
One thing i will say about the Italians, their military has the worlds most unique tanks, 6 speed gearboxes, 1 forwrad 5 reverse
Better design than the French I suppose. They neglected to add fuel tanks. In retrospect it was a wise decision though......
Indeed and both nations are exceptional white flag waving experts
... In 1954 at Dien Bien Phu, Lt Col Andre lalande rather than surrender, blew up his ammo dumps and then led a bayonet charge of Legionnaires against superior odds of 20-1 Viet Minh. They fought to the last bullet. The french military traditionally are a good outfit, their downfall has been piss poor politicians. I saw the legion hold Sarajevo airport under extraordinary conditions. They also held northern Albanian town of KUKES against Kosovan bandits and irregulars who were massacreing civilians by the thousand. They are not cunts, but their politicians are.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:58 pm
Heath Ledger
Posted By | properkhunt
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Friday, May 18, 2012, 10:58 pm
Drug addled , cowboy bum bandit or misunderstood, thespian genius?......you decide.
Was he in bareback mountain?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:57 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | judgetwi
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:11 pm
In fact, you compared it as being like one of cuntjockys, a bit shit. Thus insulting two of us in one fell swoop.. Well done fella, you must be proud of yourself.
You cunt Benny!! Hang your head in shame.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:56 pm
The Voice UK
Posted By | r-soles
'Even Louis Walsh says he hates this show.' What the fuck does he know about music,the cunt who spawned Boyzone and Westlife ?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:56 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: judgetwi @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:53 pm
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:09 pm
Someone posts a thread and you turn up and sum it up as being shit. Thats more of an attack than an opinion old son. Cant ever remember going on to one of your threads and saying "its a bit shit"
Oh no! Benny has broken the golden rule.He should know better than that. I see trouble on the horizon.
You seem a bit tetchy old chap. What can I get you ?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:54 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | judgetwi
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:09 pm
Someone posts a thread and you turn up and sum it up as being shit. Thats more of an attack than an opinion old son. Cant ever remember going on to one of your threads and saying "its a bit shit"
Oh no! Benny has broken the golden rule.He should know better than that. I see trouble on the horizon.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:53 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:49 pm
Has this pub got decent fucking doormen? There seems to be a few scuffles going on earlier and no cunt has been barred yet.
Big Phil and big Ian. Both are virtually invincible and both will virtually throw any cunt out.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:53 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | r-soles
AC/DC,neanderthal riffage for simpletons.Is it me,or do all their songs sound the same ? I've not been able to tell since the tinnitus set in.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:52 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | properkhunt
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:58 pm
I'd go along with that Rev. marriage is not always smooth. Sometimes you have to dig in and work at it. It usually reaps its own rewards. (unless of course she's a bunny boiler)
What do marriage and tornades have in common? They both start with plenty of blowing and sucking, but in the end, you lose the house.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:52 pm
The Voice UK
Posted By | judgetwi
Don't watch it then. Go down to the Cunts Corner Bar (Prop: G.Y. Sage) mix in with all the other wankers and have a fucking big wank. Nobody will notice! That's what i do.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:50 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | raging-nutter
Has this pub got decent fucking doormen? There seems to be a few scuffles going on earlier and no cunt has been barred yet.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:49 pm
The Voice UK
Posted By | dirtyoldcat
I couldn't begin to watch this old trite. Apparently Tom's wife Linda is standing in for him next week...
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:46 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | Rothers
Which in turn raises the question of their reticence to use it.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:45 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | cuntspotter
French military hardware is generally better than ours Rothers especially their vehicles.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:43 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | raging-nutter
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:41 pm
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:37 pm
One thing i will say about the Italians, their military has the worlds most unique tanks, 6 speed gearboxes, 1 forwrad 5 reverse
Better design than the French I suppose. They neglected to add fuel tanks. In retrospect it was a wise decision though......
Indeed and both nations are exceptional white flag waving experts
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:43 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:37 pm
One thing i will say about the Italians, their military has the worlds most unique tanks, 6 speed gearboxes, 1 forwrad 5 reverse
Better design than the French I suppose. They neglected to add fuel tanks. In retrospect it was a wise decision though......
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:41 pm
The Voice UK
Posted By | raging-nutter
I would normally agree on this, the fucking x factor and britains got talent is full of wannabes who are talentless fucking imbeciles. The Voice does have a few very talented singers
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:41 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | cuntspotter
I've blocked a few drains in my time.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:41 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | Rothers
1989 was the last time I felt any real romance. Even then we couldn't wait to get back to the hotel in York to perform inexplicably rude acts with fruit and chocolate bards. (don't think we blocked a pavement though)
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:39 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | raging-nutter
One thing i will say about the Italians, their military has the worlds most unique tanks, 6 speed gearboxes, 1 forwrad 5 reverse
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:37 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | cuntspotter
I don't really care what they do but why do they have to be in every fuckers way?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:36 pm
Petrol of Coffee?
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:30 pm
i have a flask of whisky
Now thats preparation. DIB DIB DIB
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:34 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | raging-nutter
Its the new relationship brigade, always holding hands gazing into each others eyes, the peck on the cheek, its all bollocks, just go home and fuck each other senseless
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:34 pm
Petrol of Coffee?
Posted By | raging-nutter
These cunts at petrol stations fuck me right off, i buy a paper from a BP station everyday and always get asked "coffee this morning?" No i fucking don`t want your overpriced shit, i have a flask of whisky
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:30 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:27 pm
I find that quite a few ageing wives are pretty exceptional in the sack, nothing beats the experience of age, i`d much rather shaft a fit 40 year old than some sulky fucked up 20 something
...I bow to your experience in such matters.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:28 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | raging-nutter
I find that quite a few ageing wives are pretty exceptional in the sack, nothing beats the experience of age, i`d much rather shaft a fit 40 year old than some sulky fucked up 20 something
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:27 pm
GIVE ME A FULL PINT, YOU CUNT.
Posted By | cuntspotter
You want to keep out of the beerhalls down there, they all start putsching at the drop of a hat.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:22 pm
GIVE ME A FULL PINT, YOU CUNT.
Posted By | staggerstag
Quoted: hojoger @ Friday, May 18, 2012, 2:22 pm
$.10 for a pint of Heiniken gnat's piss? Thank God I live in Germany. How's things in Munich?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:19 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:10 pm
Their Geordie fella with the flatcap who's name I forget always seems a happy go-lucky sort. But then.. I reckon my disposition would cheer the fuck up if I was a multi millionaire living in America.
...Yes thats right although I gather Angus young lives in Holland.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:15 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
There's footage on youtube with Angus playing with the Stones onstage, not with his SG either.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:14 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: ReverendCoitus @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:08 pm
Yeah, I love Rock 'n' Roll, it's 12 bar bluesy stuff. Perhaps this is why I have a liking for ACDC. they're a boogie band not Heavy Metal band really.
... actually, I remember doing brown sugar at that gig and thinking how good the guitar sound was although the instrument was a piece of crap and as tight and high as an egg slicer. I had taken an old eko ranger with me during my stay and used it to play lifes a gas and wild horses. They loved all of that stuff over there.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:14 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Their Geordie fella with the flatcap who's name I forget always seems a happy go-lucky sort. But then.. I reckon my disposition would cheer the fuck up if I was a multi millionaire living in America.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:10 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Angus young is the only real heir to keith Richard as riffmeister general.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:10 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Yeah, I love Rock 'n' Roll, it's 12 bar bluesy stuff. Perhaps this is why I have a liking for ACDC. they're a boogie band not Heavy Metal band really.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:08 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: ReverendCoitus @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:54 pm
An unhealthy lifestyle? - blowjobs like a dog eating hot chips in every town, complimentary class As and booze, your choice of hotel to wreck...yeah, it sounds shit.
I've played in some strange places but have managed to be avoided by the aforementioned opportunities. Ive played banjo in a dicxieland band and double bass for morris dancers, both of those were unexpectedly wild gigs.I once played whole lotta love and Rock'n roll off the cuff for a Led Zep sounda like band in Yerevan (1997) in front of 3000 students at Yerevan university after someone told them I was a pro musician...I was there lecturing at the time...they have a way of not taking no for an answer.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:04 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
He's buggered off Rev. I hope I haven't upset him. Dont want him wandering round the streets singing "hound dog" to reaffirm his masculinity. Oi, SPOT..... I was only joking mate.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:03 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
So your not the naked bird then?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:58 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
I don't know about the first pic in the gallery. Pics 2 and 3 are CJ's collection, some nice instruments there. Pics 3,4,and 9 are some of my collection. 5,6 and 7 I think were posted by Jellers. The last pic is Apples guitar.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:56 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
An unhealthy lifestyle? - blowjobs like a dog eating hot chips in every town, complimentary class As and booze, your choice of hotel to wreck...yeah, it sounds shit.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:54 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Pic 7 ? definitely not you post op?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:51 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:49 pm
Are you in the pics in that guitar cunt thingybobs?
. No, thats not me.....that is a pic posted by CJ, although he has said that the pic is not him either.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:50 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Are you in the pics in that guitar cunt thingybobs?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:49 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:43 pm
Is it a living for you Spot or a hobby?
semi Pro. I've been with the same guys in this band for 20 yrs. I've done diferent Genres. Jazz, sing, I've played in backing bands. Its a hobby really, it couldn't ever match my wages. Plus the fact that it is an unhealthy lifestyle.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:48 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: ReverendCoitus @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:44 pm
I can play the intro to 'A Bomb in Wardour Street' by the Jam, but that's my absolute percussive limit.
I'm willing to give the "kazoo" a go
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:46 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
I play bass better than I do guitar, but the fillies always throw their bloomers at the axeman.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:45 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
I can play the intro to 'A Bomb in Wardour Street' by the Jam, but that's my absolute percussive limit.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:44 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
CJ and mickryder are sound guitar players as well.....we need keyboards bass and drums though. I can do bass if no one fancies it.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:44 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Is it a living for you Spot or a hobby?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:43 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
I have a full rehearsal room set up in the old bakehouse with amps PA an drumkit.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:42 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
I'll play the triangle or the tambourine. (I know my limits)
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:39 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Christ. We could have a live Cunts Corner pub band in the making here. I'll play rhythm, no cunt'll hear my mistakes.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:38 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
That guitar is the nights in white satin instrument. There are very few such examples around.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:33 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
The 335, would have a bigsby trem, a rosewood fingerboard and no variomatic switch. The hardware is also likely to be chrome plated.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:32 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
I'm streaming "nights in white satin" for the fourth time off youtube. Not heard it for ages, forgot how much I liked it.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:31 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: ReverendCoitus @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:27 pm
What was the actual difference between it and the 335 spot? I know Gibson gave them their numerical identities as that was the list price at production, but how do they differ?
.. The 355 is a custom shop guitar. it has an ebony fingerboard, gold plated hardware, a vibrola trem system and a variomatic rotary coil selector switch.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:30 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:23 pm
Here we go.
Well done Chelsea.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:30 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
I'm off to bar.... anyone want anything fetching?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:28 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
What was the actual difference between it and the 335 spot? I know Gibson gave them their numerical identities as that was the list price at production, but how do they differ?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:27 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Thats some collection there.....
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:27 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Its the red guitar on the far right on the sofa...in the ninth picture.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:26 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | applescruff
Here we go.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:23 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:15 pm
I own a cherry red gibson es 355 that belonged to Justin Hayward...it can be seen on the sofa in a picture posted in the thread, guitar players are cunts.
Which pic spot (give me a number) am looking but apparently my eyes dont know what cherry red is.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:22 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:16 pm
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:15 pm
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:13 pm
It's gone quiet in here. Everyone watching Chelski or summat? Fuck it.... Moody blues is going on the Jukebox. Nights in white satin.
It's about to go to penalties, worth tuning in if you have Sky.
I do Scruff. But i'm not a footballista
It has actually gone to penalties, just waiting to get started. I'm tipping Chelsea even though it is Germany v England. It's Chelsea's night.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:19 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:16 pm
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:15 pm
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:13 pm
It's gone quiet in here. Everyone watching Chelski or summat? Fuck it.... Moody blues is going on the Jukebox. Nights in white satin.
It's about to go to penalties, worth tuning in if you have Sky.
I do Scruff. But i'm not a footballista
...Me neither.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:19 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
I've had a good bottle of white...I'm on the lager now.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:18 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:15 pm
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:13 pm
It's gone quiet in here. Everyone watching Chelski or summat? Fuck it.... Moody blues is going on the Jukebox. Nights in white satin.
It's about to go to penalties, worth tuning in if you have Sky.
I do Scruff. But i'm not a footballista
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:16 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
No. I was seeing my daughters off at the door. An uncomfortable parting tonight. Another pint of vodka then, barkeep.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:16 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
I own a cherry red gibson es 355 that belonged to Justin Hayward...it can be seen on the sofa in a picture posted in the thread, guitar players are cunts.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:15 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:13 pm
It's gone quiet in here. Everyone watching Chelski or summat? Fuck it.... Moody blues is going on the Jukebox. Nights in white satin.
It's about to go to penalties, worth tuning in if you have Sky.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:15 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
It's gone quiet in here. Everyone watching Chelski or summat? Fuck it.... Moody blues is going on the Jukebox. Nights in white satin.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:13 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | Rothers
I'd go along with that Rev. marriage is not always smooth. Sometimes you have to dig in and work at it. It usually reaps its own rewards. (unless of course she's a bunny boiler)
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:58 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: ReverendCoitus @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:54 pm
Difficult to have an opinion without sounding like a total cock to some, but the Rev holds firm that if you're fortunate to have it there, it should remain there in perptuum.
After all, let's not forget, there are not many who would put up with a cunt like me
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:58 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
That should read "contemplating euphemisms" Next week i will be giving classes on how to kill your own gags with conspicuous ease.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:56 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
I'm just eating a bag of "Cheesy wotsits" and debating euphemisms..........
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:55 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Difficult to have an opinion without sounding like a total cock to some, but the Rev holds firm that if you're fortunate to have it there, it should remain there in perptuum.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:54 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | cuntspotter
I'm struggling with my specs this evening......I may have to proceed in brawl.......sorry, I'll feel that again.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:51 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:44 pm
Careful, she may well decide to trade you in first. Memsahib Spotter, a treasure beyond price, secured her position in my affections many years ago by solving the mystery of cooking the perfect venison. Are fates are thus entwined, written in the stars of the firmamnet and ur troth is thus plighted for all eternity.
Its much soimpler for me Spot. Mrs Rothers will not let me leave or have a girlfriend. When all options are "off the table" you find yourself in a "get what you are given" situation.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:50 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | dirtyoldcat
Quoted: brandnewcombineharvester @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:45 pm
not a problem. get shot. get a new one.
She's on Gumtree - buyer collects. But people want further information, photos too! I can't give her away and she's on the deeds.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:49 pm
Chelsea FC
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:31 pm
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:05 pm
Bayern Munich 1-2 Chelsea.
My prediction is on.
It's Chelsea's night, Bayern have a penalty saved.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:49 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | cuntspotter
....yes, but what about the Labradoodle having to be brought up in a broken home?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:48 pm
Petrol of Coffee?
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: RickB @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:41 pm
The late Dave Allen once suggested that all places should have a special queue for "people who know nothing about anything". You know the types, when they get to the front of the queue they don't know what they want, can't decide between two simple options, they're not sure if they want one, or two, or three, or maybe just one after all, can't make up their minds how they want to pay etc.
When I get behind one of these muppets I start checking through my pockets. If I have enough money it gets left on the counter with a back handed remark along the lines of: I'll just leave that there luv... you can keep the change" followed by a scowl at the ditherer.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:47 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | brandnewcombineharvester
you smiled? or just gave a cheesey grin?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:47 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:41 pm
What about just sticking a picture of your bosses face over ?
Both. I'm in tomorrow, can't stand the thought of it. It's getting to the stage I like to go to bed early so I don't have to think about it. I'm up a bit later due to the football.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:46 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | brandnewcombineharvester
not a problem. get shot. get a new one.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:45 pm
Petrol of Coffee?
Posted By | dirtyoldcat
Quoted: RickB @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:41 pm
The late Dave Allen once suggested that all places should have a special queue for "people who know nothing about anything". You know the types, when they get to the front of the queue they don't know what they want, can't decide between two simple options, they're not sure if they want one, or two, or three, or maybe just one after all, can't make up their minds how they want to pay etc.
And when it's time to pay, how do I pay, where should I pay, where's my purse, what's that my love?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:45 pm
Ageing Wives..
Posted By | cuntspotter
Careful, she may well decide to trade you in first. Memsahib Spotter, a treasure beyond price, secured her position in my affections many years ago by solving the mystery of cooking the perfect venison. Are fates are thus entwined, written in the stars of the firmamnet and ur troth is thus plighted for all eternity.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:44 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
What about just sticking a picture of your bosses face over ?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:41 pm
Petrol of Coffee?
Posted By | RickB
The late Dave Allen once suggested that all places should have a special queue for "people who know nothing about anything". You know the types, when they get to the front of the queue they don't know what they want, can't decide between two simple options, they're not sure if they want one, or two, or three, or maybe just one after all, can't make up their minds how they want to pay etc.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:41 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:23 pm
Anyone fancy a game of darts?
If there was a picture on the dartboard of where I work.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:38 pm
Chelsea FC
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:05 pm
Bayern Munich 1-2 Chelsea.
My prediction is on.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:31 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | Rothers
St Ives is the artistic home of Britain. Bound to attract shirtlifters.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:26 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: Lady-Penelope @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:22 pm
When I was in St Ives last June there were two men walking along the pavement holding hands so I walked right between the little puffs.
. It's the general lack of consideration that gets up my snout.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:26 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:19 pm
Quoted: Lady-Penelope @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:18 pm
Pantri bach is by the station at Abergeke. No I am a common potter by birth but I have been in Devon since 2009.
Ah, you're a stokie then
Born in Stoke but spent most of my life in Crewe so I'm more of a Crewie.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:23 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Anyone fancy a game of darts?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:23 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
When I was in St Ives last June there were two men walking along the pavement holding hands so I walked right between the little puffs.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:22 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: thecatwoman @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:48 pm
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:39 pm
Ive only ever had one STD. Must have lead a sheltered life.
Is any fucker gonna come up with some raps??? ' Me sister likes to give it out to the boyz, people dropping litter in the street really annoys (me).'
My boo always tells me to search for my dream but I'm going to the pharmacy for haemorrhoid cream.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:22 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Bottle fours gone. I'm ready for a winkle.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:21 pm
The Olympic Torch
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Its in Exeter next week I think and its in Crewe on 31st May.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:20 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Quoted: Lady-Penelope @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:15 pm
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:03 pm
Quoted: Lady-Penelope @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:00 pm
Has the Sally Army been in selling the war cry yet?
No, but here comes that bastard who sells cockles.
Does anyone fancy a winkle?
That's very forward of you L-P.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:19 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: Lady-Penelope @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:18 pm
Pantri bach is by the station at Abergeke. No I am a common potter by birth but I have been in Devon since 2009.
Ah, you're a stokie then
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:19 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
I was at Conway last sepember during the mini heatwave we had.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:19 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: Lady-Penelope @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:17 pm
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:14 pm
He's been very grumpy today Pen. I think he's blown his dole cheque and cant afford the beer prices.
He will be on high rate DLA surely?
Must be something else thats made him grumpy then. Carer put his pants on back to front or summat.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:18 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Pantri bach is by the station at Abergeke. No I am a common potter by birth but I have been in Devon since 2009.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:18 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:14 pm
He's been very grumpy today Pen. I think he's blown his dole cheque and cant afford the beer prices.
He will be on high rate DLA surely?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:17 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: Lady-Penelope @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:14 pm
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:06 pm
Quoted: Lady-Penelope @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:02 pm
I've just had an hour on Babbacombe Downs.
I always was under the impression you lived in Abergele Pen. I take that is a CC myth then
Unless they've moved Pantri bach to Torquay and Rhyl tp Paignton, then I don't live anywhere near Abergele.
Eh? thats cryptic. Pantri back is near conway, the rest is self explanatory. Are you a Conway girl then?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:16 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:03 pm
Quoted: Lady-Penelope @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:00 pm
Has the Sally Army been in selling the war cry yet?
No, but here comes that bastard who sells cockles.
Does anyone fancy a winkle?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:15 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:10 pm
Wasnt quite like that spot. I got crabs. Went to the docs and he asked (rather worryingly) how do you know. My reply was " because I can see the bastards! Would you like to look?"
....When I was working in G.U.Med we used to call them sabre toothed crotch crickets...or clockwork dandruff.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:15 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:08 pm
lol. Bears a startling resemblance to Greek glyphs that. I trust its real Smirnoff and not an EU substitute Rev.......
Surely that'd be Ανεξέλεγκτη προτρέπουν.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:15 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
He's been very grumpy today Pen. I think he's blown his dole cheque and cant afford the beer prices.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:14 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:06 pm
Quoted: Lady-Penelope @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:02 pm
I've just had an hour on Babbacombe Downs.
I always was under the impression you lived in Abergele Pen. I take that is a CC myth then
Unless they've moved Pantri bach to Torquay and Rhyl tp Paignton, then I don't live anywhere near Abergele.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:14 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Fucking hell 76 comments already, no wonder Jellybaby is going ape-shit!
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:12 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | Rothers
Wasnt quite like that spot. I got crabs. Went to the docs and he asked (rather worryingly) how do you know. My reply was " because I can see the bastards! Would you like to look?"
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:10 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:39 pm
Ive only ever had one STD. Must have lead a sheltered life.
. Good morning sir, expose that part of your anatomy which is effected (hear the snap of the glove on the wrist)
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:08 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
lol. Bears a startling resemblance to Greek glyphs that. I trust its real Smirnoff and not an EU substitute Rev.......
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:08 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Quoted: Lady-Penelope @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:02 pm
I've just had an hour on Babbacombe Downs.
You've just had an hour of what on Babbacombe Downs?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:07 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Yeah, this Smirnoff is making me feel Неконтролируемую призываем.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:06 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: Lady-Penelope @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:02 pm
I've just had an hour on Babbacombe Downs.
I always was under the impression you lived in Abergele Pen. I take that is a CC myth then
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:06 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: Lady-Penelope @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:00 pm
Has the Sally Army been in selling the war cry yet?
No, but here comes that bastard who sells cockles.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:03 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
I've just had an hour on Babbacombe Downs.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:02 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
8.00PM and 8.00PM how close apart was that question posed and pre-answered?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:01 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
I've not seen Pen doing any posting today. Has she pulled?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:00 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Has the Sally Army been in selling the war cry yet?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:00 pm
Captain james T Kirk
Posted By | Foreverman
Hey!!!! Kirk is the nuts!!!!
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:57 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Bottle 3. Damn. Stella goes down too fast. At this rate I'll be typing in broad Yorkshire by 10 o clock. "oreyt"
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:54 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:51 pm
Any hot chilli peanuts around?
Just had a hot chilli piece of fudge cake, burnt my mouth to bits.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:53 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Any hot chilli peanuts around?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:51 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: ReverendCoitus @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:49 pm
Well, I'm on my second largish vodka and I'm still stressed outta my tits. Two packets of Salt 'n' vinegar please, barkeep.
Salt'n'vinegar- my bloody favourite!
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:51 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Well, I'm on my second largish vodka and I'm still stressed outta my tits. Two packets of Salt 'n' vinegar please, barkeep.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:49 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:39 pm
Ive only ever had one STD. Must have lead a sheltered life.
Is any fucker gonna come up with some raps??? ' Me sister likes to give it out to the boyz, people dropping litter in the street really annoys (me).'
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:48 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:44 pm
Cat, I've always responded to attacks. Not started them. What I'm saying is that if you want to dish it out that's your call. I'll keep going on as I am. If I feel the urge to retaliate I will do, if I get bored I won't. I will not make it a goal to "give more than I get" I grew out of that shit years ago. Now I'm about to start on bottle number 2. At the end of this one I will start to feel mellow. It's a feeling that will get better the longer the night goes on. At some time between 1 and 2 AM I'll take the dog out. Between now and then, I'll probably hover round here and see what you stir up. No fighting in the bar mind.
Okay.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:45 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Cat, I've always responded to attacks. Not started them. What I'm saying is that if you want to dish it out that's your call. I'll keep going on as I am. If I feel the urge to retaliate I will do, if I get bored I won't. I will not make it a goal to "give more than I get" I grew out of that shit years ago. Now I'm about to start on bottle number 2. At the end of this one I will start to feel mellow. It's a feeling that will get better the longer the night goes on. At some time between 1 and 2 AM I'll take the dog out. Between now and then, I'll probably hover round here and see what you stir up. No fighting in the bar mind.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:44 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | jellytot
I've done all I can to save you from ridicule Rothers. You will remain the site's bumbling sub-creature; held back in life as you were in school.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:42 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | Rothers
Ive only ever had one STD. Must have lead a sheltered life.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:39 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:34 pm
I'll take that as a comedy quip cat. I cant really believe that you do purposely instigate fights on here. I hope I'm right, for your sake.
Leave your ego at the door Rothers, c'mon in, the beer is lovely and the women are wanton. The key to the Corner is to give more than you take. You are a good contributor. Be easy on yourself.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:38 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Well, I seem to be quite a bit older than you apple. You really are as old as you feel. I'm fast approaching 50 and feel no different than I did when I was 18, other than having caught innumerable STDs, ruined my liver and having slightly worse vision. You're not old until you're unable to let out gas without rupturing piles or purging your colon by accident - or waking up flaccid in company.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:37 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
I'll take that as a comedy quip cat. I cant really believe that you do purposely instigate fights on here. I hope I'm right, for your sake.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:34 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: thecatwoman @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:30 pm
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You've kept this nonsense up too long Rat. I cant be bothered with it anymore. I reckon I'll give your posts the response they deserve from here on in.
Are you submitting?
It's just.. I need to know... I have a Fight Club to run doncha know?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:31 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | thecatwoman
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You've kept this nonsense up too long Rat. I cant be bothered with it anymore. I reckon I'll give your posts the response they deserve from here on in.
Are you submitting?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:30 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | thecatwoman
It's well sweet. I like the holding each other around the waist/shoulders manouver (sorry if I spelled that wrong).
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:27 pm
Mark Zuckerberg
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: thecatwoman @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:25 pm
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:24 pm
Apparently this bloke made an absolute fortune yesterday.
Yeah, at the expense of the zuckers who will be buying his shares. I sincerely hope PK has sunk his fortune into them.
I didn't read it but as I was buying the newspaper earlier I saw the artical on the front page.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:27 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
If you tread a purposeful path with your eyes straight ahead and a thousand yard PTSD stare, the cunts'll move out of your way. Of course, a real gentleman such as myself takes along his silver-topped branded walking cane to keep these errant young ruffians from crowding my path.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:26 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | applescruff
I dread getting old.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:25 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:20 pm
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:19 pm
....Do you keep it in the attic?.......See, there's a programme right here in the making.
Yes it is actually, it will be going on ebay.
...Well there it is, you really can sell anything on ebay.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:25 pm
Mark Zuckerberg
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:24 pm
Apparently this bloke made an absolute fortune yesterday.
Yeah, at the expense of the zuckers who will be buying his shares. I sincerely hope PK has sunk his fortune into them.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:25 pm
Petrol of Coffee?
Posted By | Rothers
Our local Total filling station has all this nonsense too. It also has three tills of which only one is ever open. Utter crap. Good nomination.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:25 pm
Mark Zuckerberg
Posted By | applescruff
Apparently this bloke made an absolute fortune yesterday.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:24 pm
Being British
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: @ Thursday, January 14, 2010, 6:05 pm
Lets get together before we get much older.
If only.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:23 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:20 pm
Not happening kid. Get used to it or shut up. Stop bugging everyone else on here with your endless whining about me.
I just think you'd be more at ease with your own kind. Just think, the somnambulant gait of your phraseology would seem positively jaunty to your peers. Who knows, they migh event nickname you “Rocket Rothers” or something.
You've kept this nonsense up too long Rat. I cant be bothered with it anymore. I reckon I'll give your posts the response they deserve from here on in.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:22 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | thecatwoman
Comedy genius Apple :-)
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:22 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | jellytot
Not happening kid. Get used to it or shut up. Stop bugging everyone else on here with your endless whining about me.
I just think you'd be more at ease with your own kind. Just think, the somnambulant gait of your phraseology would seem positively jaunty to your peers. Who knows, they migh event nickname you “Rocket Rothers” or something.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:20 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Thats quite a heady mix Rev.....
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:20 pm
Cash in the Attic
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:05 pm
Quoted: thecatwoman @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:58 pm
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:57 pm
Ok, Ok, work with me here...what about Granny in the attic? or, Body in the attic?
You ever watched the Spanish subtitiled film 'REC'. Give it a go and then get up in the attic to retrieve your Christmas decs.
...Righty....well, I have to get in the mood for a gore fest.... although not squeemish I sometimes wince a bit at what gets onto the screen.
It's not really gory (I don't do gore)... a bit Zombieish in parts but a real good ride of a movie. There is a sequel as well. The yanks tried to rip it off with a film called Quarantine but did not even scratch the surface.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:20 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:19 pm
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:16 pm
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Friday, May 18, 2012, 9:01 pm
Age is a mind thing. I know some "young" people in their fifties and also a few who shuffle around like they are fucking 90. It is the era when you can start to say what the fuck you like to anyone and not give a flying shit
According to Wii-Fit I have the body of a 50 year old, feel like it at times.
....Do you keep it in the attic?.......See, there's a programme right here in the making.
Yes it is actually, it will be going on ebay.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:20 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Pint of vodka for me and apple, barkeep.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:19 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:16 pm
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Friday, May 18, 2012, 9:01 pm
Age is a mind thing. I know some "young" people in their fifties and also a few who shuffle around like they are fucking 90. It is the era when you can start to say what the fuck you like to anyone and not give a flying shit
According to Wii-Fit I have the body of a 50 year old, feel like it at times.
....Do you keep it in the attic?.......See, there's a programme right here in the making.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:19 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Friday, May 18, 2012, 9:01 pm
Age is a mind thing. I know some "young" people in their fifties and also a few who shuffle around like they are fucking 90. It is the era when you can start to say what the fuck you like to anyone and not give a flying shit
According to Wii-Fit I have the body of a 50 year old, feel like it at times.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:16 pm
Cunts on this site who tell us about their visits to the lavatory
Posted By | thecatwoman
I'm slightly embarrassed to admit this, but I went to a do today which involved portaloos. Needed a poo (or pooh) and the fucker would not flush away with the weak flush system portaloos have. Aha!!! Someone had left a discarded coke can on the floor. Picked the Coke can up and gently 'nudged' the poo (or pooh) into the void. Mission accomplished. Slightly tainted Coke can left where I found it. Came out of the loo - lots of pople in the queue... waved my hand in front of face disgustedly a few time for theatrical effect...jobs a good un.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:16 pm
The backroom boys at Gillette
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Yeah, I use a safety razor too..or a single blade disposable. £7.99 for replacements for these 'footballers'' blades. Utter wank.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:16 pm
Lambing Live
Posted By | cuntspotter
What about castrating horses live?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:15 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | applescruff
If I came in I'd either be throwing as many Red Bulls down me as I can manage or debating on what alcohol I should try next.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:12 pm
Cash in the Attic
Posted By | applescruff
It's looking like I will be ebaying again in the winter, still quite a bit of cash in our attic. 2007 made a massive hole in it, ebay was brilliant then.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:10 pm
Petrol of Coffee?
Posted By | jellytot
Needed saying dirty. Fuckin things have become regular Happy Shopper outlets these days. I do stop to read all the jaz mags but unless I get the horn I don't block the aisle. Have you tried setting yourself on fire before going into pay?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:10 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
It's getting like a real pub this. All the pissheads arguing. Anyway......... was expecting to be drinking bizarre french beer tonight. Asda had none so its back on the Stella for me. Not complaining mind.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:09 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:06 pm
Quoted: thecatwoman @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:34 pm
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:22 pm
I've galleried your real local Rothers you mundane mong
Naughty but nice. Since you have learned all that photoshop stuff you have become even sexier.
It's easy to do that sort of thing. Just put an image the same colour over what you want to cover and put text over the top.
Look Apple (you lush) I am still marvelling at the Ctrl + revelation. Saving me a fortune at the opticians!
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:08 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: thecatwoman @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:04 pm
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:03 pm
I honestly dont know whats worse Cat.... Rattys brown nosing or you egging him on. Your not so insecure as to need that are you?
You're like a bad smell. Always hanging around.
Couldnt care less what you think. Cant you get that simple premise into your thick skull?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:07 pm
Chelsea FC
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:05 pm
Bayern Munich 1-2 Chelsea.
Bayern Munich do look strong.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:07 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: thecatwoman @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:34 pm
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:22 pm
I've galleried your real local Rothers you mundane mong
Naughty but nice. Since you have learned all that photoshop stuff you have become even sexier.
It's easy to do that sort of thing. Just put an image the same colour over what you want to cover and put text over the top.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:06 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:45 pm
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:11 pm
In fact, you compared it as being like one of cuntjockys, a bit shit. Thus insulting two of us in one fell swoop.. Well done fella, you must be proud of yourself.
Look Rothers, I know you’re fairly harmless but you really are a dreary maggot all the same. You have all the sophistication of a colostomy bag on a donkey and should just fuck off now.
Not happening kid. Get used to it or shut up. Stop bugging everyone else on here with your endless whining about me.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:06 pm
Cash in the Attic
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: thecatwoman @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:58 pm
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:57 pm
Ok, Ok, work with me here...what about Granny in the attic? or, Body in the attic?
You ever watched the Spanish subtitiled film 'REC'. Give it a go and then get up in the attic to retrieve your Christmas decs.
...Righty....well, I have to get in the mood for a gore fest.... although not squeemish I sometimes wince a bit at what gets onto the screen.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:05 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:03 pm
I honestly dont know whats worse Cat.... Rattys brown nosing or you egging him on. Your not so insecure as to need that are you?
You're like a bad smell. Always hanging around.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:04 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: ReverendCoitus @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:17 pm
Make the smokers do their thing outside. I don't want my carvery dinner smelling of tobacco. Chicken in a basket or Scampi and chips, anyone? And what about the staff? Are they going to be flat-nosed shaven-headed geezers to keep undesirables away or buxom serving wenches?
A client saw fit to bring their unwanted stationary into work as a 'gift' seeing as how the public sector is on it's knees at the mo. Smelled like a freaking ashtray as they are a heavy smoker. Horrible habit. Mind you, I like to smoke socially.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:04 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | Rothers
I honestly dont know whats worse Cat.... Rattys brown nosing or you egging him on. Your not so insecure as to need that are you?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:03 pm
Petrol of Coffee?
Posted By | applescruff
I usually try and go out early for Diesel, don't get all that crap then.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:03 pm
Cash in the Attic
Posted By | cuntspotter
No, but I will look it up now.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:59 pm
Cash in the Attic
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:57 pm
Ok, Ok, work with me here...what about Granny in the attic? or, Body in the attic?
You ever watched the Spanish subtitiled film 'REC'. Give it a go and then get up in the attic to retrieve your Christmas decs.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:58 pm
Cash in the Attic
Posted By | cuntspotter
Ok, Ok, work with me here...what about Granny in the attic? or, Body in the attic?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:57 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:45 pm
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:11 pm
In fact, you compared it as being like one of cuntjockys, a bit shit. Thus insulting two of us in one fell swoop.. Well done fella, you must be proud of yourself.
Look Rothers, I know you’re fairly harmless but you really are a dreary maggot all the same. You have all the sophistication of a colostomy bag on a donkey and should just fuck off now.
To be fair -it's better now he's not on here 24/7. T'was freaking me out no end.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:56 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Yes, you always knew that yoga night class would come in handy.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:55 pm
Cash in the Attic
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:54 pm
I think this programme would have more going for it if it were called "Children in the attic".
Fuck - after the watershed surely?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:55 pm
Cash in the Attic
Posted By | cuntspotter
I think this programme would have more going for it if it were called "Children in the attic".
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:54 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | jellytot
Naughty but nice. Since you have learned all that photoshop stuff you have become even sexier.
These days, when people tell me to go and fuck myself, I'm only too happy to oblige!
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:53 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | cuntspotter
You're not alone in that Jellers....Spotter Towers has proved a long crawl home from Newport in the past.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:52 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | jellytot
I have needed to hold on to the pavement once or twice while walking along it Mr. Spot. You may have stepped over me while out clubbing.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:50 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
My donkey's colostomy bag is from Gucci.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:49 pm
The backroom boys at Gillette
Posted By | dirtyoldcat
Best a man can get
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:46 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | jellytot
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:11 pm
In fact, you compared it as being like one of cuntjockys, a bit shit. Thus insulting two of us in one fell swoop.. Well done fella, you must be proud of yourself.
Look Rothers, I know you’re fairly harmless but you really are a dreary maggot all the same. You have all the sophistication of a colostomy bag on a donkey and should just fuck off now.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:45 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | raging-nutter
Quoted: thecatwoman @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:21 pm
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:01 pm
I was asked if i wanted to try this on a visit to Italy, i politely said fuck off you lunatic cunt, as if i want to eat that shit.
Lol - how did you convey that politley???
I did smile politely
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:36 pm
Asperger
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: thecatwoman @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:35 pm
Irony being - I'm in the same trade as you.
I divined that some time ago.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:36 pm
Asperger
Posted By | thecatwoman
Irony being - I'm in the same trade as you.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:35 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:22 pm
I've galleried your real local Rothers you mundane mong
Naughty but nice. Since you have learned all that photoshop stuff you have become even sexier.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:34 pm
Asperger
Posted By | cuntspotter
As you wish.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:32 pm
Asperger
Posted By | thecatwoman
Take on board the 'high functioning ' bit first!
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:31 pm
Asperger
Posted By | cuntspotter
I am regularly called an awkward bastard in the Consultants meeting, but I don't suppose that is remotely the same thing.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:30 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 2:00 pm
That’s lot of velvety fur to keep clean Cat. Need any help?
You will be the first I ask if needed ;-)
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:30 pm
Asperger
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: TheCatWoman @ Tuesday, September 6, 2011, 10:48 pm
I was diagnosed as being 'high-functioning borderline Aspergers' . I'm alright. I'm also very special.
..... I see.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:29 pm
Douglas Alexander
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:06 pm
Nerd with Asperger's syndrome.
All the interesting people are on the spectrum.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:23 pm
The backroom boys at Gillette
Posted By | thecatwoman
I instantly get turned off buying anything that features so many high earners in their ads - at least 70% profit margin to all the celebs.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:22 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:01 pm
I was asked if i wanted to try this on a visit to Italy, i politely said fuck off you lunatic cunt, as if i want to eat that shit.
Lol - how did you convey that politley???
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:21 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | thecatwoman
Quoted: ReverendCoitus @ Friday, May 18, 2012, 9:19 pm
I'm a fire-starter, twisted fire-starter - ounce of golden virginia shag and a box of swan vestas.
That doesn't even rhyme!!! Thanks for posting... it's like a jungle out there, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under - it's Sunday tomoz, get up early and mow the lawn!
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:20 pm
Douglas Alexander
Posted By | cuntspotter
Nerd with Asperger's syndrome.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:06 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | cuntspotter
I used to eat it on Corsica..... on good bread. I like it..its very strong but you get used to it. We would have a whole cheese on the table and dip into it from the top down with a knife...It doesn't do anything for halitosis though.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:03 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | raging-nutter
I was asked if i wanted to try this on a visit to Italy, i politely said fuck off you lunatic cunt, as if i want to eat that shit.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:01 pm
The backroom boys at Gillette
Posted By | cuntspotter
I still have a safety razor and a box of razor blades (ex mon asylum) with about 200 blades left.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:59 pm
The backroom boys at Gillette
Posted By | raging-nutter
Have to agree, the price of these are fucking absurd, probably costs around 15p to produce each head and we pay what? About £2, rip off bastards
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:58 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Thanks for asklng Rothers...yes, It's over now.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:55 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: BennyBlanco @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:14 pm
Bloody hell mate, you don't half go on sometimes. I'm popping up the supermarket to get some booze.
Its known as a response Benny.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:54 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:37 pm
Quoted: BennyBlanco @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:14 pm
Bloody hell mate, you don't half go on sometimes. I'm popping up the supermarket to get some booze.
...I've got some Chateau D'YQuem for tonight, its a bit pricey ordinarily but it's a gift from my late uncle in Chislehurst. He would approve.
I was wondering how that was going Spot but didn't really like to ask. Toast away.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:53 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | dirtyoldcat
Dirty indeed. And don't forget to count your fingers after shaking an Italian's hand. Slipperycunts.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:39 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: BennyBlanco @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:14 pm
Bloody hell mate, you don't half go on sometimes. I'm popping up the supermarket to get some booze.
...I've got some Chateau D'YQuem for tonight, its a bit pricey ordinarily but it's a gift from my late uncle in Chislehurst. He would approve.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:37 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | cuntspotter
'Ang on...'ang on a fucking mo'....Oi Combers? Who are you holding hands with these days anyway? You have reportedly blown the last Mrs Combi out. I am assuming that she was the one with the Labradoodle. Who exactly is in the frame these days? I think we should be told.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:32 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | cuntspotter
I'm sure you do Combers...and that in itself is ok. I'm not against handholding per se but, crucially, if you re read the nom, the central issue is.... is it ok for handholders to make people step out in the road because they, the 'said handholders are taking up the whole pavement?...I say no...Are you saying Yes?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:28 pm
People holding hands when walking along the pavement.
Posted By | brandnewcombineharvester
i do it all the time with a lady, its nice. shit nom.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:16 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | BennyBlanco
Bloody hell mate, you don't half go on sometimes. I'm popping up the supermarket to get some booze.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:14 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
In fact, you compared it as being like one of cuntjockys, a bit shit. Thus insulting two of us in one fell swoop.. Well done fella, you must be proud of yourself.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:11 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Someone posts a thread and you turn up and sum it up as being shit. Thats more of an attack than an opinion old son. Cant ever remember going on to one of your threads and saying "its a bit shit"
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:09 pm
Chelsea FC
Posted By | BennyBlanco
Bayern Munich to win.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:08 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | BennyBlanco
It was just an opinion Rothers. And why would anybody want to be popular on here? Where would that get them?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:05 pm
Chelsea FC
Posted By | applescruff
Bayern Munich 1-2 Chelsea.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:05 pm
The backroom boys at Gillette
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:29 pm
You'll never cut yourself with a Rothers blade: too dull, cumbersome and heavy.
Right,! just got a minute or so spare to dismantle this feeble effort. Dull blades are the ones that cut. You should know that. A sharp blade cuts the bristle clean, a dull blade drags through the bristle and this pulls the blade into the skin and cuts it. The fact that you don't know this leads me to believe that your not really much of a shaver. One of the low testosterone jobbies that we see altogether too much of these days. Little wispy bits of bum fluff sticking out of the chin for weeks on end, or until a strong wind comes along and blows it off. Jellyfish... your stubble bears startling resemblance to your postings. Thin and insubstantial. You see Jellbaby? thats how you fuck someone up. Clean concise and none of those multi syllable irrelevant musings that you whiffle through daily.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:04 pm
West Ham United
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:22 pm
It was never in any doubt, I was hoping Blackpool would get it to at least extra time. I put the cricket straight back on at full time, West Ham do nothing for me at all.
We need another wicket.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:01 pm
The backroom boys at Gillette
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:31 pm
Using Olive oil as the shaving base is a very Roman thing to do...are you a Latin/history scholar Jellers?
Ita vero dude
...Praeclara!
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:34 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | jellytot
Quoted: judgetwi @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:30 pm
There's nothing quite like an unfunny cunt trying to be funny. They just don't get it.
lol
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:34 pm
The backroom boys at Gillette
Posted By | jellytot
Using Olive oil as the shaving base is a very Roman thing to do...are you a Latin/history scholar Jellers?
Ita vero dude
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:31 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | judgetwi
There's nothing quite like an unfunny cunt trying to be funny. They just don't get it.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:30 pm
The backroom boys at Gillette
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: judgetwi @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:28 pm
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:25 pm
Bunch of rip-off cunts. How many blades do we need for fuck’s sake? I shave with a Bic disposable and a couple of drops of olive oil and never get razor burn or wallet burn. Jelly top tip here, DON’T buy: (a) pre-shave products that you immediately scrape off with the 50 blade razor (b) after shave which takes all the natural skin oils away (c) moisturiser to replace the oils you’ve just got rid of (d) post shave balms to soothe all the fuckin damage you've just done.
You poof.
The blow torch and occasional sanding is still perfectly adequate for me.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:30 pm
The backroom boys at Gillette
Posted By | jellytot
You'll never cut yourself with a Rothers blade: too dull, cumbersome and heavy.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:29 pm
The backroom boys at Gillette
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:25 pm
Bunch of rip-off cunts. How many blades do we need for fuck’s sake? I shave with a Bic disposable and a couple of drops of olive oil and never get razor burn or wallet burn. Jelly top tip here, DON’T buy: (a) pre-shave products that you immediately scrape off with the 50 blade razor (b) after shave which takes all the natural skin oils away (c) moisturiser to replace the oils you’ve just got rid of (d) post shave balms to soothe all the fuckin damage you've just done.
Using Olive oil as the shaving base is a very Roman thing to do...are you a Latin/history scholar Jellers?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:28 pm
The backroom boys at Gillette
Posted By | judgetwi
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:25 pm
Bunch of rip-off cunts. How many blades do we need for fuck’s sake? I shave with a Bic disposable and a couple of drops of olive oil and never get razor burn or wallet burn. Jelly top tip here, DON’T buy: (a) pre-shave products that you immediately scrape off with the 50 blade razor (b) after shave which takes all the natural skin oils away (c) moisturiser to replace the oils you’ve just got rid of (d) post shave balms to soothe all the fuckin damage you've just done.
You poof.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:28 pm
The backroom boys at Gillette
Posted By | jellytot
Bunch of rip-off cunts. How many blades do we need for fuck’s sake? I shave with a Bic disposable and a couple of drops of olive oil and never get razor burn or wallet burn. Jelly top tip here, DON’T buy: (a) pre-shave products that you immediately scrape off with the 50 blade razor (b) after shave which takes all the natural skin oils away (c) moisturiser to replace the oils you’ve just got rid of (d) post shave balms to soothe all the fuckin damage you've just done.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:25 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | brandnewcombineharvester
i have eaten it actually. very strong.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:24 pm
West Ham United
Posted By | applescruff
It was never in any doubt, I was hoping Blackpool would get it to at least extra time. I put the cricket straight back on at full time, West Ham do nothing for me at all.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:22 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:58 pm
Quoted: judgetwi @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:26 pm
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:22 pm
I've galleried your real local Rothers you mundane mong
Good one Herr Oberst. A promotion for you i think.
I’ve always loved you judge, I hope you know that.
Mummy Mummy whats that man doing at that other mans feet? He's fawning dear!. Why is he doing that mummy? I'm not sure darling. Perhaps he has no self respect and has low self esteem issues. Come along dear...... we don't need to watch that.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:20 pm
The backroom boys at Gillette
Posted By | Rothers
Cheap bic and a decent shaving foam is all I need. The rest is just there to drag money out of the wallets of the young and easily lead.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:16 pm
West Ham United
Posted By | scotty
Yep, they got lucky there. If that "wonderboy" matt philips had taken a couple of the plethora of golden chances that came his way, blackpool would be in the prem this afternoon.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:10 pm
Jonny Hallyday
Posted By | cuntspotter
I applaud your modesty....I had thought it was intentional.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:00 pm
West Ham United
Posted By | cuntspotter
Deep breaths, Judge, take deep breaths.......inhale....exhale.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 3:58 pm
West Ham United
Posted By | judgetwi
Cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts lucky fucking bastard cunts.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 3:54 pm
Jonny Hallyday
Posted By | jellytot
He's also fucking awful and should have a live piglet rammed up his arse.
...Thats already happened hence the awful racket he makes.
You reap what you sow I suppose.
I think that's funnier than originally intended
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 3:38 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | Rothers
I've just enlarged that nomination picture. I wish I hadn't.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 3:30 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: BennyBlanco @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:36 pm
This is rather cuntjocky-esque, i.e. a bit shit.
Its exactly this kind of comment that have made you as unpopular as you are. I've always tried to avoid taking sides in this Benny, but you don't make it easy to remain impartial do you?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 3:27 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Indeed Spot. You cant please all the people all the time.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 3:24 pm
Jonny Hallyday
Posted By | jellytot
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 2:39 pm
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 2:07 pm
He's also fucking awful and should have a live piglet rammed up his arse.
...Thats already happened hence the awful racket he makes.
You reap what you sow I suppose.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 3:18 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | scotty
I'm married to an Italian, and she is quite dirty. In a good way....
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 3:02 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: BennyBlanco @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:36 pm
This is rather cuntjocky-esque, i.e. a bit shit.
........I guess it's what we make of it.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 2:41 pm
Jonny Hallyday
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 2:07 pm
He's also fucking awful and should have a live piglet rammed up his arse.
...Thats already happened hence the awful racket he makes.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 2:39 pm
dirty itallians
Posted By | cuntspotter
Get on with yer...yerr fucking poofs. This is a rustic sardinian cheese. Its an acquired taste, spread it on chunks of bread. It's great. You should eat farges (Stewed goats guts ) from Albania, that's pretty good too....at any rate, far better than it sounds. Or, Kofta from Armenia.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 2:38 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | doggiebang
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 12:53 pm
I like a good juke box, but it is important that those who are in conversation can be heard. Good chairs are important too. No dogs allowed. Are we sending the smokers outside, or is this a good old fashioned boozer?
No Dogs allowed! Bang out of order, I won't tolerate discrimination.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 2:26 pm
Queens Diamond Jubilee
Posted By | jellytot
Quality Barney. Quality. Please advise Andrew Morton on his next book.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 2:12 pm
Jonny Hallyday
Posted By | jellytot
Hallyday is half Greek and half jewish so don't lend him cunt any money. He's also fucking awful and should have a live piglet rammed up his arse.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 2:07 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | jellytot
Quoted: BennyBlanco @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:36 pm
This is rather cuntjocky-esque, i.e. a bit shit.
jocky's had a bit more frisson I think.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 2:02 pm
Being Middle Aged
Posted By | jellytot
That’s lot of velvety fur to keep clean Cat. Need any help?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 2:00 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | jellytot
Quoted: judgetwi @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:26 pm
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:22 pm
I've galleried your real local Rothers you mundane mong
Good one Herr Oberst. A promotion for you i think.
I’ve always loved you judge, I hope you know that.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:58 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | brandnewcombineharvester
and it needs a condom machine in the bogs.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:42 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | brandnewcombineharvester
do you do food?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:41 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | BennyBlanco
This is rather cuntjocky-esque, i.e. a bit shit.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:36 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Excellent idea. We'll have a kebab bar beside the noddy-bag machine and Wet T-shirt&Gusset competitions in the Biergarten. Naturally, I'll do the pouring.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:32 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: judgetwi @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:26 pm
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:22 pm
I've galleried your real local Rothers you mundane mong
Good one Herr Oberst. A promotion for you i think.
A promotion up from Colonel..... are you sure?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:27 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | judgetwi
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:22 pm
I've galleried your real local Rothers you mundane mong
Good one Herr Oberst. A promotion for you i think.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:26 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | judgetwi
I prefer the real thing although the intellectual level of the clientele is only marginally greater.Is there no end to this incestuous , repetitive boring puerile nonsense?Some of you cunts need to get down a pub and meet some real people. Stavros!!!.............come here with that chilli sauce you cunt!
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:25 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | jellytot
I've galleried your real local Rothers you mundane mong
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:22 pm
The Olympic Torch
Posted By | cuntspotter
Agreed, I couldn't give a tuppeny fuck.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:21 pm
Queens Diamond Jubilee
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Yes. Smack that derriere, does one like that? Bite one, bite one.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:19 pm
The Olympic Torch
Posted By | judgetwi
Fuck the fucking Olympics. What i want to know is how they were allowed to take this flaming torch on a plane? Surely that breaks every H&S regulation in the book? And if they switched it off until it landed why not just get your lighter and 20 Marlboro out on the tarmac at Heathrow and stop FUCKING ABOUT!!!
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:19 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Make the smokers do their thing outside. I don't want my carvery dinner smelling of tobacco. Chicken in a basket or Scampi and chips, anyone? And what about the staff? Are they going to be flat-nosed shaven-headed geezers to keep undesirables away or buxom serving wenches?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:17 pm
Queens Diamond Jubilee
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: ReverendCoitus @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:10 pm
You really have no standards, scotty. I wonder if old Phil still slams her.
Imagine the porn rhetoric. Work ones pussy, give it one......
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:12 pm
Queens Diamond Jubilee
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
You really have no standards, scotty. I wonder if old Phil still slams her.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:10 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: Rothers @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:05 pm
You'd have to be virtually chucked out Spot. I think its more likely that you'd become the village pariah, sat alone in the corner muttering into a pint, then wandering home to an empty dimply lit house.
....There will always be a ligtht in the window at Spotter Towers, I don't imagine that Tot end would be in darkness either.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:10 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
It's round the back Rev. It's a long and rambling beer garden that works its way down to a meandering stream. Theres a love seat down near the stream too and some well established dense shrubbery that you should find useful.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:09 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | ReverendCoitus
Is there going to be a beer garden outside, for mating rituals?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
The Olympic Torch
Posted By | cuntspotter
I think the Olympics will be a critical success but a commercial failure, they will lie about the figures and the expose will follow in two or three years. Did you notice how little bun ting and flags there was at the start of the torches journey?...Thats because of the hideous Price. The woman who worked out the route via google maps, was paid £85,000.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
You'd have to be virtually chucked out Spot. I think its more likely that you'd become the village pariah, sat alone in the corner muttering into a pint, then wandering home to an empty dimply lit house.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:05 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:01 pm
Fuck off Rothers you tragic louse
...well, I guess we are coming to the heart of the matter...how much of a cunt do you have to be to be chucked out?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:03 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: jellytot @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:01 pm
Fuck off Rothers you tragic louse
Repetitive/unnecessary/childish.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:03 pm
The Olympic Torch
Posted By | Rothers
Thats the problem isn't it. Its become a huge merchandising machine. The spirit of the olympics can now adequately be summarized on a profit and loss accounts sheet.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:02 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | jellytot
Fuck off Rothers you tragic louse
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:01 pm
Apple's Alcopop's
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: thecatwoman @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 12:07 pm
Anyone who has been posting on here long enough knows I'm in AA and have been dry for the last 2 years. Mind you I still like starting aruments when it suits me!
I've previously been in the AA cat. For the last couple of years I've switched over to the RAC. I don't think there's much to split them really but I prefer the colour scheme of the RAC vans. Call me fickle.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:00 pm
The Olympic Torch
Posted By | cuntspotter
Thebunting is £50 per metre...the lampost fags are £125 each. The numbers 2012 are copyrighted as a brand...the 5 rings are out. The torch carried by the runner can be bought for £250 by the runner, there is one torch each, not one torch. What a fucking racket.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 1:00 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: cuntspotter @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 12:53 pm
I like a good juke box, but it is important that those who are in conversation can be heard. Good chairs are important too. No dogs allowed. Are we sending the smokers outside, or is this a good old fashioned boozer?
Excellent suggestions there Spot. I packed in smoking a few years ago so I like the clean air. However, I also remember a time when there was nothing more satisfying than having a pint and cig. I reckon we split it into two sections, a smokers side and a smoke free side.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 12:56 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | cuntspotter
I like a good juke box, but it is important that those who are in conversation can be heard. Good chairs are important too. No dogs allowed. Are we sending the smokers outside, or is this a good old fashioned boozer?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 12:53 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Quoted: thecatwoman @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 12:08 pm
I hope it's got a pool table!
Excellent suggestion. Pool table added, bandit added and a various assortment of dubious dispensing machines added to both male and female toilets.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 12:53 pm
Queens Diamond Jubilee
Posted By | scotty
I'd hit it.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 12:14 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | thecatwoman
I hope it's got a pool table!
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 12:08 pm
Apple's Alcopop's
Posted By | thecatwoman
Anyone who has been posting on here long enough knows I'm in AA and have been dry for the last 2 years. Mind you I still like starting aruments when it suits me!
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 12:07 pm
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | applescruff
Quite appropriate now I have started to drink alcohol.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:58 am
The Cunts Corner Bar
Posted By | Rothers
Tonight I will be drinking Bierre Deluxe. 4.8% ABV. It is a premium French lager and is priced at £3.05 for ten bottles. No fucking wonder the pubs are shutting.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:52 am
Apple's Alcopop's
Posted By | Rothers
I like a beer or eight. Spot and Rev both partake willingly, and Catpiss gets her/himself shitfaced and starts arguments. Apple will fit right in with the rest of the sozzled CC members.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:45 am
The Olympic Torch
Posted By | Rothers
8000 miles its going to travel. 8000 people will bear it along the way. Now to save poor old Judgecock doing the math and frying his single working brain cell, that's an average of 1 mile per person. Never fucking been athletes............
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 11:41 am
Queens Diamond Jubilee
Posted By | Stupified
Thats deeply offensive. And therefore very fucking funny. Her only crime in my book though is giving that cunt Gary Barlow an excuse to record the worst pile of shit I have ever heard. Long live our gracious queen, having her separates us from the apes in my book. Go Lizzy.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 10:20 am
(Scrap) Metal Thieves
Posted By | judgetwi
These cunts nicked the copper off the roof of my local library about 6 or 7 months ago. It's still closed and it looks like the council are using it as an excuse to keep it shut permanently.Fucking bastards.Great picture of the roast pikey by the way.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 9:00 am
Apple's Alcopop's
Posted By | applescruff
Probably won't be my manager for much longer, as I have said a few times this is how I would sum it up = 'This year has marked the beginning of the end, the job has been in trouble since 2010, now my manager has turned I have fucking had it now'.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 8:45 am
Open Top Cars
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Quoted: DrewPeacock @ Wednesday, January 4, 2012, 3:00 pm
It looks well-baked that one.
That would rule Judge out, he's half-baked.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 7:01 am
Fergie Time
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
But ultimately who of any importance gives a fuck about football?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:56 am
Mr. Hudson
Posted By | Lady-Penelope
Another of Judge Twit's fabulous nominations.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:54 am
The Town of Crewe
Posted By | applescruff
I predict Blackpool 1-3 West Ham and Bayern Munich 2-1 Chelsea
Bayern Munich do have a good record at home this season, they have only lost twice and scored 76 and conceded 10 in about 25 games but I think make that three defeats come full time. Back to the play-off game there is no way Blackpool will beat West Ham.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:11 am
Boolean Algebra
Posted By | judgetwi
Quoted: Lady-Penelope @ Friday, May 18, 2012, 1:55 pm
Quoted: judgetwi @ Friday, May 18, 2012, 1:48 pm
Another pointless waste of space pile of shit from The Great Sage. My old Dad (Gawd rest his soul) used to say if you've got nothing of value to say KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT.
But obviously you never took a blind bit of notice Judge.
Indeed i did,which might be why i am not on here 24 hours a day spouting bollocks like this and nominating poxy little towns nobody has heard of, been to or gives a fuck about.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 6:04 am
The embarrassing things we do when we
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: thecatwoman @ Friday, May 18, 2012, 9:11 pm
Quoted: applescruff @ Saturday, May 7, 2011, 5:25 pm
I have never been pissed in my life.
Oh dear, please let Apple be alright.........
I have still never been pissed in my life, it was one can.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:34 am
The Town of Crewe
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: raging-nutter @ Friday, May 18, 2012, 10:32 pm
I hope it's Blackpool as I prefer them and have the avatar to go with it. My predictions for tomorrow are Blackpool 0-2 West Ham & Bayern Munich 1-2 Chelsea. Chelsea will be kings of Europe and it would never surprise me to see an all Manchester final next season at Wembley as I think Man City will win it anyway.
I predict Blackpool 1-3 West Ham and Bayern Munich 2-1 Chelsea
West Ham will definately win but I'm tipping Chelsea to beat Bayern Munich as Man Utd did all those years ago, what a night that was. Bayern Munich hit the bar and the post in that match.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:28 am
Apple P45 Party
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: Cuntjocky @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:08 am
Apple has started drinking....it's going to be a new thread of his impending doom of being a alcoholic...oh shit :-(
As long as I'm careful I will be ok. Two things I said I'd never ever do I have done this year.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:23 am
Queens Diamond Jubilee
Posted By | applescruff
Although its a fantastic achievement I really have no time to think about it.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:16 am
"Sum-Cunt and Judge retirement homes"
Posted By | applescruff
Quoted: Cuntjocky @ Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:03 am
How's the hang-over Apple?
It was only one can and I'm still on Earth. I could drink several cans to be honest.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:10 am
Apple P45 Party
Posted By | Cuntjocky
Apple has started drinking....it's going to be a new thread of his impending doom of being a alcoholic...oh shit :-(
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:08 am
"Sum-Cunt and Judge retirement homes"
Posted By | Cuntjocky
How's the hang-over Apple?
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 4:03 am
"Sum-Cunt and Judge retirement homes"
Posted By | Cuntjocky
No Judge tonight,Stavros must have over done the chilli sauce.
Saturday, May 19, 2012, 3:56 am
