Ape™️

Rattled.

The great grey-green greasy Limpopo Bongo cunt?

Evening elc - have you come up with some more insightful, intelligent and thought-provoking nominations, or are you just going to post more of your rambling, idiotic, racist fucking bollocks?

What the actual fuck is this?

Unlike you, I don’t feel some irresistible urge to nominate every little idea that pops into my head. You seem to be under the impression that you’re some kind of wordsmith, posting reference-standard nominations that dunces like me can only dream of. Not one of your topics has been anything more than a badly constructed load of bollocks, interspersed with your trademark racist idiocy. Not one ounce of humour or wit in anything you write.

If I have one big problem with this nomination, it’s the fucking author.

I wish you’d just fuck off.

Spaqualung. lol Lol LOL.

I have no thoughts about them. However, dozy cunts trying to turn a gear so tall they’re doing one pedal revolution per lamppost put me into an apoplectic rage.

Fucking cunts, the lot of them. Shove it up your arse slc.

The very fact that you don’t understand the deliberately comedic subject of some nominations is proof positive you are completely unsuited to CC, you humourless fucking dope.

A torrent of garrulous bollocks from you and your gimp isn’t really what busy means. You clearly believe that quantity outweighs quality, as your continual output of utter bollocks demonstrates. You fucking idiot.

Yes, it’s just a fucking website. An obscure, strange, quirky little website. A website where people come to have a laugh and take the piss. A website that doesn’t need a complete prick like you.

Poof.

Indeed - he’s the anointed king of the four spastics of the aspackocalypse.