My first student digs had a bathroom, shared by three flats. The gas meter took an old penny. There was no coin-box so it just fell back out of the bottom; I think the Gas Board had forgotten about it. The geyser emitted clouds of smoke and you had to bathe with the window wide open.
The landlord was a Pakistani who wouldn't allow anyone to eat curry in the house as he hated the smell.
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