I'm actually back home for a few days for a pit stop before a flying visit to France for work.
Last night was the first time anything other than the stench of beaver and fake frogs had been up my snout since Christmas. I'm sure they have some proper snow over there, instead of the fucking shit from the sky which seems to permeate everything in fucking sight, but if they do I'm yet to sniff it out.
What's been happening on here then? Give me a short summary of the main talking points and tell me who I need to call a nonce.
It's Good Friday, Harold. I fried my super fresh fish Jamaican style last night, and will eat it today with bread, onions and scotch bonnet chilli pepper with Jamaican bun for dessert and I was wondering what you thought about it?
PS. If I catch you eating any meat on this Holy day, your fucking dead.
Little RIshi , our unassuming incredibly polite prime minister has obviously seen the writing on the wall and is throwing around the knighthoods to the plethora of dodgy cunts that have kept his limping corrupt and piss useless party in funds .Get it in while you can Rishi .He'll be ok with his billions whilst those he's rammed up the sphincter finacially aided by the fat cunt governor of the bank of England will never recover. Soon Stammer will be fucking us over instead with his lions maine deputy spitting vitoriol at anyone who's managed, despite the Tories, to accumulate any wealth at all.Angie and Stammer will relieve you of the last of the savings.Its needed to fund all the important things that are detrimental to the white , hard working indigenous population. Obviously Angie can sell her council house bought on the cheap and not pay CGT on the profit .Shes not done anything wrong apparently .Let's hope not , since when would British polititions be self serving , corrupt, thieving cunts? .I’d love to know who her accountant is , they'd be very handy .Next year Abbot , Khan and Lammy will be at St Margaret's Bay with bottles of champagne formula 1 style jizzing it over the rapists , terrorists , murderers and those carrying disease as they jump off the inflatables .It's bad now it's going to get a lot , lot worse .
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