So, I'm getting my usual shopping at Aldi, obviously because I'm a fuckin' cheapskate, and I live in a basement bedsit in Barnet (what can a poor boy do?)
Printed on the front of the Harvest Morn CRISP Cereal packet (Strawberry flavour, in case you're interested)it clearly states '16 Servings'!
I get about six servings, if I'm lucky. There is no fuckin' way you can get sixteen servings, unless they're thimble sized.
Do you really expect me to starve?
It's fuckin' outrageous, they should be prosecuted under the Trades Description Act 1968.
Third Reich supermarket cunts.
To be fair, Ed, given the way you carry yourself, you haven't done too badly. Despite the high-waisted M&S knickers and salt and pepper hair bun, she boasts a commendable set of pins. I bet she's got a mouth like a sewer.
I wouldn't touch it.. obvs. A strong 4 out of 10.
Why bother, when they can get some psycho-pupil to do it for them?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/24/three-people-injured-at-welsh-school-and-one-arrested
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