Stubby Pecker

It’s about time you got back to work you skiving sambo. With no fatty to push around, no doubt you’ve got another bunch of illegals on the jet wash to fund your lavish lifestyle I except a serious discount to wash my previously owned Bedford Rascal if I’m ever unlucky enough to be in your manor

Feeble minds think alike…

Utter bullshite. You really expect us to believe your standards are so high that given the theoretical option of climbing on top of Miss Hendricks for a 10 microsecond hump, you’d refuse? Next you’ll tell us you’d say no to a threesome with a couple of Victoria’s Secret models. Every non poof would jump at the chance of her big wobbly tits wrapped around their cock until the custard started to flow. I believe @Neil should be the expert to trust in these matters

Heterosexuality? Pull the other one Frank. You're a committed bender and no mistake. Fuck off

Ukraine and Gaza, killing Russians and Goat shaggers

We had the chance to go really big in the first innings and could have possibly knocked over the curry munchers for 50 less 1st time around, but it was our shite batted 2nd innings where it was lost. 110-3 to 145 all out. Crawley and Bairstow going along nicely looking to set well over 250 but the silly cunts got out at the same time. Our batting is so hit and miss and its got to be time to get rid of Bairstow, the moaning northern, ginger cunt.

Virgin

Fuck off

Fucking useless On day 3, after that rollicking ton from Duckett, we had the opportunity to be utterly ruthless and bat out the entire day. Roots shot was stupid and Bairstow needs dropping for good unless he keeping wicket. Brook a shoe in when he's available.

If he’d have launched one on KBs 8 foot Norway spruces at the hag, it would have taken the silly cunts head off

Last time we thrashed them in the first test on a normal pitch that offered slow turn later in the match. Then they produced a series of sand pits with the ball going through the top a day one. They’ll do exactly the same this time with their mediocre 3rd spinner made to look like the bum love child of Warnie/Murali/Bedi Our only hope is to outscore them quickly and put the shits up their poncey fucking superstar players. Id love to see India beaten, arrogant curry munching poofs. Somehow I don’t think our lads will be booking in for a 300 ball century…

Like gypo, I’ve gone to great lengths on these pages to state what utter vile cheating cunts Warner and Smith are. Many Aussies are embarrassed how they were welcomed back into the team despite their crocodile tears only because they got caught. Thankfully, flat track bully Warner has fucked off for good hopefully never to be seen again and Smiths twitching around like a spasticated gibbon at the crease it’s as successful. I hope one of the Windies quicks chucks down a beamer and cracks the twat on the head exactly where Archer got him and finishes the job.