Cuntybaws

I reckon I'm owed at least £10m in compensation because one of my very distant ancestors might have been forced to toil the land as a subsistence farmer under the runrig system, delivering 90% of their turnip crop to the evil landowner in tax. I'm not quite sure who exactly owes me that money, but I suspect it's Oprah Winfrey, she's fucking loaded.

Retarded. What a fucking rotter.

If Meghan Markle gets cancer I'm going to wank my bollocks off. Let's see them class THAT as a "hate crime".

Do you know where hell is? Hell is in the Falls. I thought you'd know that.

You're getting on my threepenny bits.

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

I'm not sure this approach is working Raas. ELC posts more than Donald Trump on crystal meth at the best of times, and you've just goaded him into doubling that rate.

I'm sure Harold can identify...

Gazpacho is a dish best served cold.

Have you seen the new, solid gold, blue face Deep Sea? An absolute steal at ~ £45k.

He's heard about Ratty's mum!

No apostrophe needed there. As punkape would be happy to advise you, were he not dead, the plural of Rolex is "Fuck you, peasant!"

If you ever date a dominatrix, do NOT suggest it’s time to hit the sack.

In a nod to historical precedent, let's hope they mow down some tofu-munching Extinction Rebellion wankers first.

The Iron Giant would kick Gort's arse!